1
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My name is Shu Qi.

2
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That's right. It's the same
Shu as the movie star "Shu Qi".

3
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Though not the same Qi.

4
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My "Qi" means curiosity.

5
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Throughout my life,

6
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I've spent 90% of my time gambling.

7
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I am a pathological gambler.

8
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No more bets.

9
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Gourd... Gourd, is it?

10
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The result is...

11
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Look, UFO.

12
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I am casual about eating.

13
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Faster...

14
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I told you to go faster, bastard!

15
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I told you to go faster, not go down, bastard!

16
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And I am casual in sex too.

17
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Hey dude,

18
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what do you think about
this horse "The Nice Wind"?

19
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Nice...

20
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So nice...

21
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It sounds nice.

22
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I'm casual in everything.

23
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As long as I can gamble day and night.

24
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I hit the bed when I've lost every penny.

25
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When I wake up, I rack my brains
to make money to gamble again.

26
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Until I met this woman.

27
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The woman that made me change everything.

28
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<i>First match, 2 with 4, 6 and 8.</i>

29
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$1,000 each. $3,000 in total.

30
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I don't need to work any more
if I get this one.

31
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I am not sure if the Almanac has it right.

32
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The one I got around noon
is not the God of Wealth...

33
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but the God of Plague.

34
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Excuse me...

35
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Here comes a taxi...

36
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Bitch, you hurt me!

37
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Who's the Bitch now? Who are you talking to?

38
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Look at you, which part of you look human?

39
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Driver, Racecourse please!

40
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Bitch, you are not the only one
on the way to the Racecourse.

41
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What about me?

42
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Shit, really don't have enough time
to get there. Go to Jockey Club.

43
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Three thousand, Sir.

44
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Shit! Where is my money?

45
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Excuse me...

46
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Here comes a taxi...

47
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No...

48
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What happen to horse number 11 today?

49
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What the hell!
This is the first time in my life...

50
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that all the sequences of the horses
I picked are matched.

51
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Are you kidding?

52
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If I catch them,
I would definitely rape and kill them.

53
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Don't think that's the end of it.

54
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I'll get my father to rape
and kill them again. Not only this.

55
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I'll summon my grandpa's spirit...

56
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to rape and kill them again.

57
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You two bitches stopped me
from winning my money.

58
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You blocked me from getting to the Racecourse?

59
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Then I am going to Macau.

60
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Buddy Qi.

61
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How come you are so early today?

62
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If you came early,
you would have been rich by now.

63
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The banker keeps winning for more than
20 times in a row. It's unbelievable.

64
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Look.

65
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Are you kidding?

66
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It's true.

67
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The banker's winning again as We speak.

68
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This time it's for real.

69
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Ok. Some freebies for refreshment.

70
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No problem.

71
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Ladies and gentlemen...

72
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Five carton of cigarettes.

73
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Chao. Yes.

74
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Get me 10 thousand chips.

75
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Just for you.

76
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For these banker,
I just need to place an average bet...

77
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until it busts.

78
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I can do this all my life.

79
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I'll bet for the banker.

80
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I'd never thought I'd be
confronting my enemies.

81
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My heart was burning with rage.

82
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You Copy-cat.

83
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I am not asking you not to bet.

84
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But don't sink the boat.

85
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Did you hear what she just said?

86
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Hearing that,
my blood shot right up to my head...

87
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then right down my spine.

88
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I decided to battle her.

89
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10 thousand on player.

90
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That's good.

91
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No. 5 player.

92
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This is gambling.

93
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There is no rule in gambling?

94
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Be an 8, be a 9 but not a lover.

95
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4 edges... it's really 4 edges.

96
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Let me blow.

97
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It's 9.

98
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Television...

99
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No edge...

100
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How did you know?

101
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Player, 1 point.

102
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You'll win him if you get a nine.

103
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Nice.

104
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3 edges...

105
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Ace...

106
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This is more than enough to beat him.

107
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<i>Banker, 2 points.</i>

108
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Enough to beat him. Give him the face card.

109
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Television...

110
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There is a number.

111
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1 point.

112
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1 is enough to beat you.

113
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1 is enough to win.

114
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Blow it...

115
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Three of a kind...

116
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Block it... Three of a kind...

117
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<i>Player, 2 points. Banker,
no point. Player wins.</i>

118
00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:10,317
Just like you. There is nothing.

119
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Yeah.

120
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Judging from your height.
You should be just...

121
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tiny.

122
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Tiny, We-

123
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How does she know?

124
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What do you mean by tiny? Have you tried it?

125
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Tiny? You just lost a tiny bit of money,
and you have to hit the road.

126
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Chicken!

127
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Who are you calling?

128
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I am calling you, chicken!

129
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Tiny.

130
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You are out of luck. You just pissed us off.

131
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You are going to lose a fortune, Tiny.

132
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Chao.

133
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What's up?

134
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Who are they?

135
00:07:01,784 --> 00:07:03,244
Just two gambling addicts.

136
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The one with no figure
is called "Princess Flora".

137
00:07:06,706 --> 00:07:08,708
The one that looks like a distorting mirror...

138
00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,334
is called "Vulgarlina".

139
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They're not only figureless,
they've got gross names too.

140
00:07:13,254 --> 00:07:14,589
Scares me to death?

141
00:07:14,672 --> 00:07:16,799
And I thought they are girlfriends
of some big shots.

142
00:07:16,883 --> 00:07:17,842
Who dares to take them?

143
00:07:17,925 --> 00:07:20,011
They were really the Wonder Ladies.

144
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Whoever lays eyes on them will get screwed.

145
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Really?

146
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There was a big shot that
came here for dinner one time.

147
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He just said hi to her.

148
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Once he stepped out the door,
he got chopped up with only the head left.

149
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Bad luck is good.

150
00:07:30,646 --> 00:07:32,314
Bad luck is good?

151
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Chao.

152
00:07:33,607 --> 00:07:34,608
What's up, madam?

153
00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:36,068
Who is this?

154
00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,154
It's just a regular gambler.

155
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Shu Qi... no wonder he always loses.

156
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That's the bastard.

157
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Shit, I thought he is some big shot.

158
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He gets beaten up by big shots.

159
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Did he bug you?

160
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I'll bugger him.

161
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No need to do that.

162
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He looks fine

163
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but his mother gave him a girl's name.

164
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Poor thing.

165
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Get me 100 thousand chips.

166
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Yes, madam.

167
00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:02,136
Me too.

168
00:08:03,304 --> 00:08:06,598
In order to get back my pride,
I had to battle this Princess Flora.

169
00:08:06,682 --> 00:08:10,561
There is no day or night.
We lost all sense of time.

170
00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:24,491
We both win some, lose some.
Nobody is really winning. It's a tie.

171
00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:25,951
The gaming table smells blood.

172
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The higher the bet, the more chances to lose.

173
00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,456
We end up gambling until dawn.

174
00:08:30,664 --> 00:08:33,667
Both of us had lost to the banker.

175
00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:41,091
Chao, how much did we lose?

176
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It's just a hundred thousand.
Do you have to treat us like this?

177
00:08:43,677 --> 00:08:45,178
I have no choice.

178
00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:49,140
Boss ordered us to do that.
We are already treating you nicely.

179
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,851
And you call this nice?

180
00:08:51,017 --> 00:08:54,020
You may like to look over there first.

181
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So heavy duty.

182
00:08:57,691 --> 00:08:59,735
How can you be so cruel to your friend?

183
00:08:59,818 --> 00:09:02,612
I don't have money nor friend...

184
00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:06,992
and I don't have relatives' phone number
for them to call.

185
00:09:08,368 --> 00:09:09,786
I'm in such bad luck.

186
00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:12,497
They are going to cut my kidney later on.

187
00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:13,456
Yes.

188
00:09:13,539 --> 00:09:14,916
Go call your relatives and friends

189
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,459
to bring money to save you.

190
00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:17,668
Call your boyfriend.

191
00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:19,087
He is poorer than me.

192
00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,755
Call your mom. She's got social assistance.

193
00:09:20,838 --> 00:09:22,048
Are you human...

194
00:09:22,132 --> 00:09:24,092
casting your eyes on other's mom's
Comprehensive Social Security Assistance?

195
00:09:24,175 --> 00:09:26,927
Hers is assistance from China.

196
00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:30,265
Her mother has China funding.

197
00:09:30,348 --> 00:09:31,682
Stop your bullshit.

198
00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:34,102
Buddy, drag this guy out and cut his kidney.

199
00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:35,936
Just a minute.

200
00:09:36,187 --> 00:09:38,731
Would you not cut my kidney,
just cut my foreskin instead?

201
00:09:38,814 --> 00:09:41,276
Cut his kidney, then his foreskin.

202
00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:47,114
Vulgarlina...

203
00:09:48,324 --> 00:09:49,492
Actually, I...

204
00:09:49,992 --> 00:09:53,037
am so scared... help.

205
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,122
I am scared, too.

206
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,918
Actually, think about it...

207
00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:01,879
It was us who brought him to this.

208
00:10:02,046 --> 00:10:04,214
We shouldn't fight with him for the taxi...

209
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:06,676
and we shouldn't even gamble
with him to vent our spleen.

210
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,011
Now I have...

211
00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:12,640
a very uncomfortable feeling. Help.

212
00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:17,562
We'll burn some incense for him later.

213
00:10:24,234 --> 00:10:25,861
You are quite a good actor.

214
00:10:25,945 --> 00:10:27,487
You did show some depth in your acting.

215
00:10:27,571 --> 00:10:29,699
Look at the two women.
You scared the shit out of them...

216
00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:32,201
You deserve some great Yeung Chow Fried Rice.

217
00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:35,204
Buddy Kam, don't look down on me
because I am young.

218
00:10:35,287 --> 00:10:35,996
Actually I graduated from

219
00:10:35,996 --> 00:10:39,291
TVB 7th Annual Artist Training School.

220
00:10:39,374 --> 00:10:42,336
My school-mates included
Michael Tao and Kiki Sheung.

221
00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:45,589
Just listening to these names-you're gonna
look at me in a different light now.

222
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,633
My teacher, Stanislavski...

223
00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:50,802
always said, being an actor...

224
00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:52,762
the most important thing is humbleness.

225
00:10:52,972 --> 00:10:55,224
Otherwise, I dare to say...

226
00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:56,558
that my acting...

227
00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:59,353
should have got me an academy.

228
00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:01,813
Best Male Actor?

229
00:11:02,647 --> 00:11:04,524
Bastard, I just gave you
a teeny weeny little compliment,

230
00:11:04,608 --> 00:11:05,817
and you already think
you are on top of the world.

231
00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:11,072
I'll beat your ass! Beat your Stanis...

232
00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:14,951
How are you Best Male Actor? Still kicking?

233
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:18,705
Good for you - roasted pork
and chicken with rice.

234
00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:22,542
Oh poor thing,
I share my roasted pork with you.

235
00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:25,879
How is it? Have you made your call?

236
00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:28,172
I would be having roasted pork if I have.

237
00:11:28,382 --> 00:11:31,175
There's no need to shout.
Why don't you call then?

238
00:11:32,469 --> 00:11:34,012
I am too ashamed to call.

239
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,305
My father is really getting the
Comprehensive Social Security Assistance.

240
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:38,808
He had already settled
my loans 6 times this year.

241
00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:40,852
I see there still some conscience in you.

242
00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:42,311
Give you a bite.

243
00:11:42,395 --> 00:11:44,105
I want to have that shrimp, too.

244
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,317
I want to have a piece of chicken.

245
00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,240
Does it mean you can't get out of here?

246
00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:55,784
Are you insane?

247
00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,536
If I've called my aunt
then she had called my father.

248
00:11:58,828 --> 00:11:59,746
You bastard.

249
00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,665
I've swallowed the meat already.
What you got is just the chicken bone.

250
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,208
Mine is a piece of meat.

251
00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:07,170
That's simple,
that means I've swallowed the bone.

252
00:12:09,755 --> 00:12:12,258
Shit! Open the door...

253
00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:13,342
He is choking on a chicken bone...

254
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,345
He's foaming...

255
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:18,264
Open the door...

256
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:19,848
Is he acting again?

257
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,810
Boss, don't stop me.
Let me get in there and beat him to death.

258
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:24,562
Who is stopping you?

259
00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:26,564
Use this hammer to beat them to death.

260
00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:28,607
Good! But someone is really dragging my legs.

261
00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:29,900
What's up with you?

262
00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,611
Please don't beat my son.

263
00:12:32,695 --> 00:12:34,363
Although my son is a bastard.

264
00:12:34,447 --> 00:12:36,949
He is like this because he has my genes.

265
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,327
If you want to beat somebody, just beat me.

266
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,454
You are a real bastard too.

267
00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:42,955
Boss.

268
00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:47,000
Actually I am a real bastard.

269
00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:49,587
Open the door...

270
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:50,379
Stop yelling.

271
00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:51,422
Son...

272
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,048
Open the door.

273
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:58,762
Son...

274
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,932
Old man. Next time you'd better take a taxi

275
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:02,641
if you want to bail your son out.

276
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:04,226
Then he would have been still alive.

277
00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:06,854
I am not here to bail him out.

278
00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:08,522
I gave life to him...

279
00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:11,859
but I did not teach him well.
I am to blame for his death.

280
00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:13,527
I came here to die with him.

281
00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:15,487
Please kill me, too.

282
00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:17,781
You father and son
are really getting on my nerves...

283
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,575
You're giving me a heart attack!
Get me the medicine.

284
00:13:19,658 --> 00:13:20,951
Boss...

285
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,161
Son...

286
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,247
Boss, do you want us
to beat this bastard to death, too?

287
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:28,000
Beat the bastard to death, that little bitch!

288
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,084
Where's the bitch?

289
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,502
He's the little bitch, you son of a bitch!

290
00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,004
Beat my little bitch?

291
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,296
You are really killing me.

292
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,173
Do you think we want more bodies?

293
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,633
Get him out of here.

294
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,844
Be quick, please.

295
00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:40,095
Hey...

296
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,430
You should drag me farther away.

297
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,975
I haven't eaten anything, boss

298
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:45,767
Why didn't you?

299
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,602
What time is it?

300
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:50,105
I am dying anyway. Why should I eat?

301
00:13:50,188 --> 00:13:51,398
Is that right?

302
00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:54,109
Okay, just to get you out of my hair.

303
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,779
Take the money
and buy yourself some beef noodle.

304
00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:59,531
Thank you...

305
00:13:59,614 --> 00:14:01,199
We will come back for you on Ghost Festival.

306
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:02,784
No!

307
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,202
Don't come back. Thank you...

308
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,453
Remember not to report to the police.

309
00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:07,830
Thank you...

310
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,667
Son...

311
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:16,589
Son! You don't deserve to die...

312
00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:18,758
You take care in hell...

313
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,009
Cut!

314
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,016
He's gone far away.

315
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,519
Why are you still crying?
And why you rest your head on my shoulder?

316
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:30,978
I'm not done with you.

317
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:33,856
If you don't have any tears
then bring some eye drops.

318
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,358
You can't fool people by pretending to cry.

319
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:40,404
I know I don't have tears.
But I know how to avoid the camera.

320
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,864
I am an experienced actor you know.

321
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,241
I can rest my head on your shoulder.

322
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:45,868
I know how to avoid the camera.

323
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,078
I am not Sean Lau, you know.

324
00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:48,412
When he couldn't cry, he would...

325
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:54,335
Like this?

326
00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:55,962
I think Nick Cheung can produce some tears...

327
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,213
because his life is so rough.

328
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,090
He holds back his emotions in his real life...

329
00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:00,007
so he could explode in the movies.

330
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:01,300
Are you a good friend of his?

331
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,510
The newspaper and magazine say so.

332
00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:06,472
My father is called Shu Tu.
He is a freelance actor.

333
00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:08,599
In English "Carefree".

334
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,767
He can really act.

335
00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:12,311
As I have his genes,

336
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,230
I also work as a part-time actor sometimes.

337
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,356
One day when I was working,

338
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:18,943
I met someone that I thought
I wouldn't see again.

339
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:23,364
Come to my place for an audition today.
I'll give you a role.

340
00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:24,823
Duncan

341
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,451
Director.

342
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,828
Have you finished flirting with the girls?

343
00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:31,455
Finished... I've finished flirting.

344
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:32,748
Can we shoot now?

345
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,791
Come on, get ready... be quick.

346
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:39,671
Later on, you walk into the temple.

347
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,215
You feel calm yet complicated.

348
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:42,007
Yes.

349
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:45,176
Your emotion lies
between the evil and the kindhearted,

350
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,845
the calm and the passionate.

351
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:47,178
Yes.

352
00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,431
I will capture your struggle
between the love of man-and-beast...

353
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,475
and heterosexuality...

354
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:55,979
in order to show the backward ideology
of post-modernistic contemporary mankind.

355
00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:57,689
You get it?

356
00:15:58,106 --> 00:15:59,024
I think I get it.

357
00:15:59,107 --> 00:15:59,816
You think you get it?

358
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,942
No, you think I get it.

359
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,193
I think you get it. I got it.

360
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:03,487
Let's start. Yes.

361
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:07,491
Hey, do you really understand it?

362
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:09,117
I understand shit.

363
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,118
Even he himself doesn't understand.

364
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,328
Obviously this shot is going
to end up in the trash can.

365
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,542
You don't know, I may know,
perhaps he knows...

366
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,002
his mother seems to know'. Shot 18, Take 1.

367
00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:20,545
Action!

368
00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:38,521
Buddha,Buddha.
I don't know the rules of worshipping you.

369
00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:40,440
If I've done anything wrong,
please forgive me.

370
00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:42,025
I have a friend...

371
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:45,861
Actually he is not really my friend.

372
00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:48,323
But if you look for him in hell,

373
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,366
I heard that his name is Shu Qi.

374
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,410
He is quite fat with fair skin.

375
00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:54,829
His eyes are like this...
his mouth is like this.

376
00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:56,872
He died because of me.

377
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,167
I hope you can bless him.

378
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,836
Actually he is not a bad guy.

379
00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:04,130
I hope you can bless his next life...

380
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:05,590
so he can be rich.

381
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:07,300
No more poverty for him.

382
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:10,178
So he doesn't have to go to the loan sharks
for money for gambling.

383
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,930
I could donate more to you when I have time.

384
00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:14,849
Thanks Buddha...

385
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,392
Director, let's cut.

386
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:17,352
Cut?

387
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:19,061
Don't you realize
he is using the back of his head to act?

388
00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:21,188
Don't you feel the sorrow
from the back of his head?

389
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:22,189
Keep rolling.

390
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:23,190
Yes...

391
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:24,317
Give me some more.

392
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,027
I never noticed the kindness in her.

393
00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:29,196
I fell in love with her as of that second.

394
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,991
I really wanted to run to her,
hold her and kiss her.

395
00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:33,909
But I know I can't do that.

396
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:35,911
I have to do it in another way.

397
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,958
I promise you.

398
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:49,675
You...

399
00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:51,927
That's me.

400
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:54,805
Hey.

401
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,187
Help...

402
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,856
Good...

403
00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,732
Help...

404
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,402
The script doesn't say he has to come out
with a woman in his arms.

405
00:18:08,485 --> 00:18:10,112
Retard, you know nothing.

406
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:12,447
He found his true love in the unknown future.

407
00:18:12,531 --> 00:18:15,117
That feeling of emptiness is so deep
that even I couldn't imagine.

408
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,952
I am sure I will win
in Cannes award this year.

409
00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:19,621
I can't hold it any more.

410
00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:21,748
Yes! Cut! Good shot! It's a wrap.

411
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,167
He fell down...

412
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,709
What is the problem of falling down?

413
00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,545
He found the true love of his life.

414
00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,588
He of course cannot stand the burden of fate.

415
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:29,881
So he collapsed.

416
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,383
That's the idea. You know nothing.

417
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,342
Let's call it a day!

418
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,844
I broke my right leg.

419
00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:37,889
Flora had also broken her left leg.

420
00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:40,642
We got into the hospital together
and got well together...

421
00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:42,602
and fell in love together...

422
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,271
I love you.

423
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,106
I have never thought...

424
00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:50,944
that you've been thinking about me.

425
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,613
I love you so much.

426
00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:58,284
Do you think we are breaking the rule
if we make love in the hospital?

427
00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,203
I think a little bit should be fine.

428
00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:04,082
The Grannies are so happy to see us,
they can't utter a word.

429
00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:05,834
Faster...

430
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,461
Faster... number 2.

431
00:19:07,544 --> 00:19:10,254
Yeah!

432
00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:12,924
We also held a party in the hospital...

433
00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:15,468
that made everyone happy.

434
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:19,555
That's why when we left the hospital,

435
00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:22,516
we got special treatment.

436
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:23,768
Thank you...

437
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:26,688
Go away...

438
00:19:26,938 --> 00:19:29,273
Just go...

439
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,152
Both of us were so addicted to gambling.

440
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,947
Of course we would bet at the ball games
and horse races together.

441
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,199
We loved going to a 24-hour cafeteria

442
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:39,909
to watch football games at night.

443
00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,286
The boss had a good rapport with us.

444
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:46,624
Once we arrived,
he would usually give me a black coffee...

445
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,336
and a hot lemon Ribena to Flora.

446
00:20:08,937 --> 00:20:10,981
So sweet.

447
00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,400
Baby.

448
00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:17,238
<i>I think Chelsea will win by 2 scores.</i>

449
00:20:17,696 --> 00:20:21,199
But I think Manchester United
low odds will win.

450
00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:23,619
We are not going to argue.

451
00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:27,581
Let's bet separately.

452
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,713
Hello? Brother Keung, it's Qi Qi.

453
00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:35,964
Hello?

454
00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:38,717
Fat Jing Jing, this is Flora.

455
00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,385
What's the situation of Chelsea today?

456
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,387
How is Manchester United today?

457
00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:43,388
US$5,000

458
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:44,765
Hey, $5,000, and don't tell...

459
00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:46,266
No, better $6,000.

460
00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,019
$8,800...

461
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:51,730
$5,000 is fine, thanks. Bye.

462
00:20:58,236 --> 00:21:01,656
After spending countless
happy nights in the cafeteria,

463
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,617
our relationship advanced by leaps and bounds.

464
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:07,788
And we finally decided
we had to meet each other's parents.

465
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,169
Are you after my Flora?

466
00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,420
May I, Auntie?

467
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:17,172
Call me Pauline.

468
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,673
Poorline.

469
00:21:18,756 --> 00:21:20,300
It's Pauline.

470
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:21,926
Poorline, right?

471
00:21:23,511 --> 00:21:25,097
Why do you have to speak English?

472
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:26,723
Just call her auntie.

473
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:29,934
Auntie Poorline.

474
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,230
This is the symptom of...

475
00:21:33,313 --> 00:21:34,897
disarticulator, dyslexic, amnesiac,

476
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:37,650
speech fluency inability cum-ultimate
directional failure syndrome.

477
00:21:38,651 --> 00:21:39,319
You're talking so fast

478
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,528
I could only hear the "erection failure".

479
00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:41,946
Did I say that? There's no erection failure.

480
00:21:42,029 --> 00:21:43,323
Yes, there was erection failure.

481
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:44,866
If there was erection failure,
I would have known.

482
00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:47,159
There was erection failure.

483
00:21:47,244 --> 00:21:48,453
Hi both.

484
00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:51,080
It is none of your business whether
there is erection failure or not.

485
00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:53,708
But I do want to be with your daughter.

486
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,252
You mean you did make outwith Flora,
but you did not have erection?

487
00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:57,169
Yes.

488
00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:59,422
Your daughter and I did make out
but there was no erection.

489
00:21:59,506 --> 00:22:00,798
So what?

490
00:22:04,135 --> 00:22:05,052
What's up?

491
00:22:05,678 --> 00:22:08,222
Have some Pu Er Tea,
but erection's not guaranteed.

492
00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:09,891
What's so strange about that?

493
00:22:11,058 --> 00:22:12,393
Mom.

494
00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,313
He has no problem with erecting.

495
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:17,607
Really?

496
00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:20,693
Mom, let's play some mahjong games
to lighten it up.

497
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:21,778
Sure.

498
00:22:26,198 --> 00:22:28,492
I am not a greedy person.

499
00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:31,412
But I've raised her for so many years.
I do deserve some compensation.

500
00:22:31,495 --> 00:22:32,538
How much can you afford?

501
00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:34,832
It depends on what I have here.

502
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,960
10 thousand?

503
00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:39,253
Shit.

504
00:22:40,712 --> 00:22:42,631
20 thousand?

505
00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:44,216
Not for me.

506
00:22:46,385 --> 00:22:47,344
50 thousand?

507
00:22:47,511 --> 00:22:50,472
Are you out of your mind. Even when
I got married, I was worth 200 thousand.

508
00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:53,642
You were worth 200 thousand?

509
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:55,102
As I love her so much...

510
00:22:55,644 --> 00:22:57,354
360 thousand.

511
00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:59,231
360 thousand?

512
00:22:59,731 --> 00:23:01,192
You think you are dealing with the triads?

513
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,194
No more bargaining, 500 thousand!

514
00:23:03,694 --> 00:23:05,737
Moreover, you're short... I'm short?

515
00:23:05,821 --> 00:23:06,738
You're several tiles short.

516
00:23:06,822 --> 00:23:07,864
I'm short...

517
00:23:08,949 --> 00:23:10,159
Hi Auntie.

518
00:23:11,618 --> 00:23:12,869
Want some sugar?

519
00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,667
Dad, she is Flora.

520
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:21,169
And who are you, little handsome?

521
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:24,715
I am your son, call me Shu Qi.

522
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:26,800
And who are you?

523
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,635
I am Andy Lau.

524
00:23:29,219 --> 00:23:30,303
Andy Lau?

525
00:23:30,387 --> 00:23:32,806
Andy Lau doesn't lie.

526
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,265
Let me get you some tea.

527
00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:39,395
Andy Lau did me last night.

528
00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:42,440
Mom, as you are so hyper,

529
00:23:42,858 --> 00:23:44,484
What do you think if Flora and I get married?

530
00:23:45,485 --> 00:23:46,319
Good.

531
00:23:46,653 --> 00:23:48,154
Good, with whom?

532
00:23:48,947 --> 00:23:49,906
Me.

533
00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:51,617
I am Flora.

534
00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:54,577
Who are you marrying to?

535
00:23:54,661 --> 00:23:56,496
Me, your son.

536
00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:00,876
We just did it last night.
How do I get a son today?

537
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,460
Sure we can...

538
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,713
Your mom is quite serious.

539
00:24:05,797 --> 00:24:07,132
Not too bad.

540
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,136
Do you want to be my daughter-in-law?

541
00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:13,930
Yes.

542
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,392
Call me mom. See if it sounds nice.

543
00:24:19,019 --> 00:24:20,020
Mom.

544
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:22,938
No passion at all, one more time.

545
00:24:24,899 --> 00:24:26,276
Mom.

546
00:24:26,442 --> 00:24:28,944
So pretentious, again.

547
00:24:31,281 --> 00:24:32,615
Mom.

548
00:24:32,698 --> 00:24:35,118
No energy at all, better leave it.

549
00:24:35,868 --> 00:24:37,287
You such a freak...

550
00:24:47,838 --> 00:24:49,006
Mom.

551
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,468
This time it sounds nice, nice.

552
00:24:52,552 --> 00:24:54,261
But you were about
to call me Freaking Dinosaur,

553
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,471
Bitch!

554
00:24:58,849 --> 00:25:02,019
When I heard her scream like that,
I was sure she was out of control.

555
00:25:02,186 --> 00:25:06,023
At that time I believed there were only three
possibilities to what might happen next.

556
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,859
My first guess, she would beat up my mom.

557
00:25:21,205 --> 00:25:22,372
My second guess...

558
00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,167
beat up my mom some more.

559
00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:34,676
My third guess, she wouldn't beat up my mom...

560
00:25:34,759 --> 00:25:36,386
but would beat me up instead.

561
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,434
However, the unexpected happened.

562
00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:45,770
It was my father who beat up my mom.

563
00:25:52,277 --> 00:25:54,571
So cruel.

564
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,656
Papa, how could you attack mom's private part?

565
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:57,949
But she has nothing for you
to attack down there.

566
00:25:58,033 --> 00:26:00,744
Right, I'll go for what she has then!

567
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,040
Just ignore her. Just imagine she is singing.

568
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,917
You think Alzheimer puts
you on top of everything?

569
00:26:08,252 --> 00:26:10,712
But you're beating her up so badly,
aren't you worried that she will take revenge?

570
00:26:11,713 --> 00:26:14,132
She won't remember anything after a while.
I'll kick your ass!

571
00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:16,718
I remember everything!
You beat me! I'll call the police!

572
00:26:16,801 --> 00:26:17,844
Who am I?

573
00:26:17,927 --> 00:26:19,679
Don't think I am too old to remember.

574
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:23,767
You are dead. I am going to call the police.

575
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,605
Is it the police?

576
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,149
Andy Lau just beat me up. Come and get him.

577
00:26:31,232 --> 00:26:32,442
You are dead.

578
00:26:32,942 --> 00:26:33,860
My daughter-in-law.

579
00:26:37,446 --> 00:26:39,448
Let's play a few rounds of mahjong.

580
00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:41,826
Sure...

581
00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:42,869
How can we play with her?

582
00:26:43,244 --> 00:26:46,039
When she wins, she takes the money;
when she loses, she forgets.

583
00:26:46,122 --> 00:26:48,249
I'm not playing. Ask your sister to play.

584
00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:49,709
You got a sister?

585
00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,628
Yes, she is Shu Qing.

586
00:26:51,961 --> 00:26:52,962
Where is she?

587
00:26:53,087 --> 00:26:55,089
She is trying to kill herself
by burning charcoal in her room.

588
00:26:57,967 --> 00:26:59,928
Sister, are you burning charcoal again?

589
00:27:00,094 --> 00:27:01,345
Yes.

590
00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:02,721
Why?

591
00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:05,809
Tai wants to break up with me.

592
00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,518
I have to die.

593
00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:09,312
You can't die like this...

594
00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:11,480
because you haven't shut the window.

595
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:14,025
You will definitely die
after shutting the window.

596
00:27:19,155 --> 00:27:20,448
Want to play Mahjong?

597
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,285
At a moment like this...

598
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,080
you're still asking me such a question?

599
00:27:27,288 --> 00:27:28,664
Of course!

600
00:27:29,623 --> 00:27:31,334
Get out of my way. Where is the mahjong?

601
00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:35,713
You guys play mahjong. I am going to bed.

602
00:27:49,477 --> 00:27:50,561
Game.

603
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:51,269
Good.

604
00:27:51,354 --> 00:27:53,314
Self-drawn, mixed one suit, triplets hand.

605
00:27:53,397 --> 00:27:54,773
One East, one red dragon.

606
00:27:54,857 --> 00:27:56,359
3 flowers, eyes.

607
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,819
Pure hand, accumulate one.

608
00:27:59,695 --> 00:28:00,446
51 points.

609
00:28:00,738 --> 00:28:01,864
Yes.

610
00:28:02,823 --> 00:28:03,657
Game.

611
00:28:03,824 --> 00:28:05,701
<i>2 same sequences, no dragon nor flower.</i>

612
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:08,036
Eyes, single draw, accumulate 3.

613
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,454
62 points.

614
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,750
Self-drawn, sequence hand.

615
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,502
Eyes, single draw, no dragon nor flower.

616
00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:18,421
Accumulate 9.

617
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,050
You've accumulated 10 wins already.

618
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,635
Yes.

619
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:26,054
My daughter-in-law, what are you calculating?

620
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,390
I am calculating
how much you guys had lost to me.

621
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,642
We never said we're playing for cash.

622
00:28:34,021 --> 00:28:35,856
Are you kidding?

623
00:28:36,231 --> 00:28:39,734
Everyone knows it is normally 120 per set.

624
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:43,655
My future sister-in-law,
we don't play mahjong for cash.

625
00:28:43,738 --> 00:28:47,617
Yes, we are a family. We just play for fun.

626
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,953
If my daughter-in-law likes to play in cash,

627
00:28:50,037 --> 00:28:52,747
then let's play 120 per set as of next round.

628
00:28:53,623 --> 00:28:54,707
Remember you said so.

629
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,377
It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.

630
00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,588
Hong Kong dollar it is then, daughter-in-law.

631
00:29:01,714 --> 00:29:03,883
You heard that...

632
00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:06,303
Yes. Yes.

633
00:29:07,637 --> 00:29:09,264
Good then. Let's continue.

634
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:14,977
Self-drawn!

635
00:29:15,061 --> 00:29:18,356
Three lessor scholars,
triplet hands, 3 flowers.

636
00:29:18,648 --> 00:29:20,107
76 points.

637
00:29:23,486 --> 00:29:26,072
<i>2 same sequences,
Niko Niko, no dragon nor flower.</i>

638
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,991
Pure hand, accumulate 3.

639
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,827
86 points.

640
00:29:33,245 --> 00:29:34,246
That's crazy.

641
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:37,416
Self-drawn, sequence hand, single draw,
eyes, no dragon nor flower.

642
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,918
Accumulate 9.

643
00:29:39,418 --> 00:29:41,629
Mom, why are you so happy?

644
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,798
We didn't say we're playing cash.

645
00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:46,175
We didn't?

646
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,636
Didn't you say 120 per round?

647
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,137
No, did we?

648
00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:54,684
Daughter, did we?

649
00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,314
Mom, I can't remember.

650
00:30:04,610 --> 00:30:06,695
If my daughter-in-law wants to play in cash.

651
00:30:06,778 --> 00:30:09,240
Then let's play 120 per set as of next round.

652
00:30:09,531 --> 00:30:12,201
It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.

653
00:30:12,284 --> 00:30:15,537
Hong Kong dollars it is then, daughter-in-law.

654
00:30:15,704 --> 00:30:18,624
Do you think I am old and screwed up?

655
00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:22,211
Give me the money.

656
00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,800
Don't do that! No...
I can't stand it any more!

657
00:30:28,884 --> 00:30:30,469
Calm down...

658
00:30:30,552 --> 00:30:32,929
If you love me, don't hit her.

659
00:30:33,514 --> 00:30:34,806
I love!

660
00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:40,312
Let's reason with her...

661
00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:51,156
Mother-in-law...

662
00:30:51,239 --> 00:30:52,408
Go to hell!

663
00:30:55,035 --> 00:30:56,202
I am going to kill you!

664
00:30:57,245 --> 00:31:03,585
Don't beat...

665
00:31:07,673 --> 00:31:10,175
Why are you so stupid? You should put out
the charcoal fire first before you sleep.

666
00:31:10,258 --> 00:31:11,718
You're dead now!

667
00:31:11,802 --> 00:31:13,469
Sister, why don't you call the police?

668
00:31:13,554 --> 00:31:15,055
Yes!

669
00:31:18,516 --> 00:31:19,559
Hello?

670
00:31:20,518 --> 00:31:21,394
Hello!

671
00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:24,022
Brother, no one's picking up the phone.

672
00:31:24,105 --> 00:31:25,315
Bastard...

673
00:31:25,398 --> 00:31:26,607
Hello...

674
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,987
Who beat you up like this?

675
00:31:32,948 --> 00:31:33,739
A burglar just broke into the house

676
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:36,827
You and I made a great team fighting him off.

677
00:31:37,618 --> 00:31:40,413
But unluckily, I got a few punches from him.
Do you remember?

678
00:31:41,456 --> 00:31:42,498
Really?

679
00:31:44,334 --> 00:31:47,003
After our happy acquaintances
with the parents,

680
00:31:47,128 --> 00:31:49,047
we went for a wedding dress photo x
between the evil and the kindhearted,

681
00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,091
and we got married the week after.

682
00:31:51,216 --> 00:31:53,093
As Flora was pregnant,

683
00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:54,760
and we couldn't wait any longer.

684
00:31:55,136 --> 00:31:58,973
The guy with the mask is
Poorline's Sugar Daddy.

685
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:02,810
He was worried that his legitimate wife
would recognize him, so he wore a mask.

686
00:32:02,977 --> 00:32:04,270
Closer, smile...

687
00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:04,979
Good.

688
00:32:23,205 --> 00:32:23,664
Open the door!

689
00:32:23,748 --> 00:32:25,332
Our red pocket for opening the door.

690
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:27,710
999,999 dollars.

691
00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:29,253
That's the loan shark.

692
00:32:29,336 --> 00:32:32,339
Calm down, I am no longer a triad boss.

693
00:32:32,422 --> 00:32:35,635
Pretty, I've move to the movie industry.

694
00:32:37,469 --> 00:32:40,014
No Wonder the Hong Kong movies
are so crappy now.

695
00:32:40,097 --> 00:32:42,224
Not really, the market is getting better.

696
00:32:42,642 --> 00:32:44,309
No more bullshit, open the door!

697
00:32:44,393 --> 00:32:44,727
Just a minute!

698
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,812
Shu Qi, if you cannot answer
3 questions successfully,

699
00:32:46,896 --> 00:32:48,272
we will shed your wife's wedding dress off.

700
00:32:48,355 --> 00:32:49,774
So when your buddies come in,

701
00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:51,066
they will see her
with only her T-Back panties.

702
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:53,068
What an unconscionable person.

703
00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,278
Buddy Qi, no worries.

704
00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:55,988
We could shut our eyes and not look.

705
00:32:56,071 --> 00:32:58,365
Buddy Qi, don't give in to them.

706
00:32:58,448 --> 00:33:00,242
You have to keep your self-esteem!

707
00:33:00,575 --> 00:33:01,576
Well said!

708
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,871
Buddies, let's swear together.

709
00:33:03,954 --> 00:33:05,622
Whoever goes in and peep at my wife,

710
00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:06,957
he will become impotent in front of pretties,

711
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:08,458
and suffer from diarrhea
after every good meal.

712
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,751
Okay?

713
00:33:11,795 --> 00:33:12,754
Bring it on!

714
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,007
When you play Triple Trio,
the first round has 9 horses,

715
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:16,300
the second round has 5 horses
and the third round has 4 horses.

716
00:33:16,383 --> 00:33:17,592
For 10 dollars per unit bet,
how much do you pay totally?

717
00:33:17,676 --> 00:33:18,885
33,600 dollars.

718
00:33:18,969 --> 00:33:20,554
Bravo, Buddy Qi!

719
00:33:20,637 --> 00:33:21,888
Remarkable.

720
00:33:21,971 --> 00:33:23,557
Good! Question 2.

721
00:33:23,848 --> 00:33:24,891
In Mark Six, for 5 dollars per unit bet,

722
00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:25,642
how much do you pay for playing all numbers?

723
00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:27,894
69,919,080 dollars.

724
00:33:27,977 --> 00:33:30,397
Yeah!

725
00:33:31,648 --> 00:33:33,900
Shu Qi, you are really living up to your name.

726
00:33:33,983 --> 00:33:35,819
How can you not lose
your ass for gambling like this.

727
00:33:35,902 --> 00:33:37,446
Good! Listen, Question 3!

728
00:33:37,529 --> 00:33:39,198
Give us something harder, please.

729
00:33:39,281 --> 00:33:41,533
You have 10,000 dollars in your pocket.
You are going to bet on the seventh game.

730
00:33:41,616 --> 00:33:43,285
You play Win
on a double point horse and you do win.

731
00:33:43,368 --> 00:33:45,203
You then use your whole winnings
to bet on the eighth game.

732
00:33:45,287 --> 00:33:47,456
You bet a horse with 3 times the principle,
and lose all.

733
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:48,623
How much money do you still have?

734
00:33:48,707 --> 00:33:50,166
How can you keep yapping
like that and not get tired?

735
00:33:50,249 --> 00:33:52,168
If he loses all,
then he will have nothing left, of course.

736
00:33:52,251 --> 00:33:55,046
No, I would still have $2,000.

737
00:33:55,129 --> 00:33:56,548
How?

738
00:33:56,715 --> 00:33:58,299
Because according to Hong Kong Jockey Club,

739
00:33:58,382 --> 00:34:00,469
if you play Win or Quinella,

740
00:34:00,552 --> 00:34:03,555
we can get 10% rebate
if the bet is over 10,000 dollars.

741
00:34:03,638 --> 00:34:06,057
Meaning you can have $2,000 back.

742
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,475
Good luck to you all.

743
00:34:08,017 --> 00:34:09,352
Open the door, bastard!

744
00:34:09,769 --> 00:34:11,520
Come in, retard!

745
00:34:16,150 --> 00:34:17,861
You must be kidding me.

746
00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:23,867
We have 1, 2, 3, 3 brides here.

747
00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:27,996
If you could guess which one is Flora,
you can take her for free.

748
00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:29,038
If you fail,

749
00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:31,624
please give us 100,000 dollars red packet.

750
00:34:31,707 --> 00:34:34,836
Poorline, you are ruthless.

751
00:34:34,919 --> 00:34:36,295
So what?

752
00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:44,762
Buddy Qi!

753
00:34:46,055 --> 00:34:48,641
Let's play Mahjong first,
the marriage thing can wait.

754
00:34:51,185 --> 00:34:54,522
Buddy Qi, you seem to have quite
some good hands recently.

755
00:34:54,605 --> 00:34:56,899
I'm not bluffing, really. I am saying...

756
00:34:56,982 --> 00:35:00,027
even the God of Gambler,
Gao Jin hasn't seen such a special hand.

757
00:35:00,111 --> 00:35:03,406
<i>Pure one suit hand,
Niko Niko, 2 same sequences.</i>

758
00:35:03,697 --> 00:35:05,241
Are you making that up?

759
00:35:05,324 --> 00:35:06,867
I don't believe it.

760
00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:08,702
Show me your meld!

761
00:35:08,994 --> 00:35:11,580
I don't rely on anyone but myself.

762
00:35:11,664 --> 00:35:13,749
Ladies and gentlemen...

763
00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:15,834
Self-drawn, the tile "50 thousand"!

764
00:35:15,918 --> 00:35:19,338
<i>Pure one suit hand,
Niko Niko, 2 same sequences.</i>

765
00:35:23,509 --> 00:35:26,053
Can't stand the temptation? It is you!

766
00:35:30,558 --> 00:35:31,642
Sorry...

767
00:35:31,934 --> 00:35:36,354
I've got athlete's hands, so itchy...

768
00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:40,067
You lost, give me the money.

769
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,735
100,000 dollars, red packet.

770
00:35:41,819 --> 00:35:43,236
You've got it wrong.

771
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,113
Whoever moves first, violates the rule.

772
00:35:45,197 --> 00:35:47,616
If you don't believe me, watch the CCTV.

773
00:36:06,176 --> 00:36:07,427
Oh my god.

774
00:36:07,886 --> 00:36:09,804
This meld is so impressive.

775
00:36:10,513 --> 00:36:12,140
So impressive...

776
00:36:12,557 --> 00:36:15,893
It's a close call, I just won by an inch.

777
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,609
That's how I took my wife
without spending a dollar.

778
00:36:22,942 --> 00:36:25,445
Don't you think I am great?

779
00:36:31,868 --> 00:36:33,911
It's a coincidence.

780
00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:35,872
The night we had our banquet
was also a horse racing night.

781
00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:38,583
All my buddies like gamble.

782
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,669
Of course they would bet a bit
as we were so happy.

783
00:36:42,795 --> 00:36:43,796
Faster...

784
00:36:45,423 --> 00:36:49,552
Number 2...

785
00:36:49,636 --> 00:36:52,805
Faster...

786
00:36:52,889 --> 00:36:54,849
Number 2...

787
00:36:56,476 --> 00:36:57,894
12...

788
00:37:00,062 --> 00:37:01,439
Who yelled number 2?

789
00:37:03,816 --> 00:37:04,776
Me.

790
00:37:13,117 --> 00:37:14,201
You bet on number 2?

791
00:37:16,746 --> 00:37:18,205
Do you know I've bet on number 12?

792
00:37:18,915 --> 00:37:19,916
I just learnt now.

793
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:25,212
The result of the photo finish
will be revealed soon. Hold your tickets.

794
00:37:25,296 --> 00:37:28,007
Look, I may not win.

795
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,095
It's a draw!

796
00:37:40,436 --> 00:37:43,730
Let's forget them and see what
we should bet in the next race.

797
00:37:43,814 --> 00:37:44,898
Let's go!

798
00:37:52,198 --> 00:37:53,449
What took you so long?

799
00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:57,744
It's cashapon, buddy, not love bug.

800
00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:59,205
Sweetheart.

801
00:38:00,081 --> 00:38:01,498
Time for the ceremony. Let's go.

802
00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:02,708
Let's go, they are waiting for you
Okay...

803
00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:05,001
Put some lipstick on first...

804
00:38:05,085 --> 00:38:05,961
Why do I need lipstick?

805
00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:07,379
It's you who are getting married, not me.

806
00:38:07,463 --> 00:38:09,172
Forget the lipstick. Come on, let's move.

807
00:38:09,256 --> 00:38:09,965
Okay.

808
00:38:10,048 --> 00:38:12,259
If I had known it's so annoying,
I would not be getting married.

809
00:38:12,343 --> 00:38:14,470
Cut it out, don't say that.

810
00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:15,095
Let's go. Good girl.

811
00:38:15,178 --> 00:38:16,930
Almost time to enter the starting gate...

812
00:38:17,431 --> 00:38:18,974
Be good...

813
00:38:21,309 --> 00:38:21,893
Good girl...

814
00:38:21,977 --> 00:38:23,061
Come

815
00:38:23,144 --> 00:38:24,813
Getting married...

816
00:38:53,842 --> 00:38:54,718
Mr. Shu Qi...

817
00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:58,179
will you take Miss Flora Zhang to be
your lawfully wedded wife...

818
00:38:58,263 --> 00:39:02,142
and swear you will love her in sickness
or in health, for rich or for poor...

819
00:39:02,392 --> 00:39:03,476
disaster...

820
00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:05,854
in times of diversity...

821
00:39:07,856 --> 00:39:08,899
Are you willing to?

822
00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:10,400
You'd better ask her first.

823
00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:11,692
Miss Flora Zhang,

824
00:39:11,902 --> 00:39:14,070
will you take Mr. Shu Qi...

825
00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:16,281
You may ask, but can you keep your voice down?

826
00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:17,490
Excuse me.

827
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:23,163
Faster...

828
00:39:25,873 --> 00:39:28,793
No way. How could it be number 3?

829
00:39:29,294 --> 00:39:30,961
Are you two willing?

830
00:39:31,045 --> 00:39:32,630
Whatever you say, as you wish.

831
00:39:32,713 --> 00:39:34,132
Then please exchange the rings now.

832
00:39:34,465 --> 00:39:36,384
Be quick. Come on.

833
00:39:36,884 --> 00:39:39,887
How could that be? It's in sane.

834
00:39:42,890 --> 00:39:44,975
No way.

835
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,811
You've pawned our wedding ring?

836
00:39:46,894 --> 00:39:49,939
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

837
00:39:50,147 --> 00:39:51,441
You may kiss the bride now.

838
00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:53,192
So are we still kissing?

839
00:40:11,251 --> 00:40:13,337
Don't ask me...

840
00:40:14,088 --> 00:40:17,842
I've put all the money
from the cash gifts on number 4.

841
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:21,721
I've lost all of it...

842
00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:24,431
That means we don't have money
to pay for the banquet?

843
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,945
My roast pig!

844
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:40,405
Give me back my pig.

845
00:40:40,489 --> 00:40:41,698
You are inhuman.

846
00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:49,164
The client last night was so rough.

847
00:40:49,248 --> 00:40:50,582
How about yours?

848
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,001
Andy Lau came to visit me last night.

849
00:40:52,084 --> 00:40:54,086
No way! Bluffer!

850
00:40:54,169 --> 00:40:56,213
I'd say Leon Lai paid me a visit too.

851
00:40:56,296 --> 00:40:58,798
Hey gal, how much do you charge
for putting that wedding dress on?

852
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,010
I am really getting married.

853
00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,180
Forget it if you don't want to tell.
You think you are classier than us?

854
00:41:05,264 --> 00:41:06,681
Exactly.

855
00:41:10,852 --> 00:41:12,020
Why don't we do this?

856
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,480
For a hundred dollar bet...

857
00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:15,815
let's see which one of
us will get bailed first.

858
00:41:15,899 --> 00:41:16,190
What do you think?

859
00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,526
Of course I'm in.

860
00:41:17,901 --> 00:41:18,652
Be quick...

861
00:41:18,735 --> 00:41:20,904
100 dollars... hey, there are two more.
Don't sleep.

862
00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:22,822
Come and bet.

863
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,583
Buddy, what do you want?

864
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:34,668
Buddy.

865
00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:37,461
I noticed you have a nice frame
and a lofty character.

866
00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:39,964
Your left eye resembles the dragon
and your right eye, the phoenix.

867
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,676
And you have a treasure hole
in between your butt.

868
00:41:42,926 --> 00:41:44,343
That is the look of a rich man.

869
00:41:44,427 --> 00:41:46,429
You could see my hole?

870
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,472
Can you tell when I will become wealthy?

871
00:41:48,556 --> 00:41:49,974
Your forehead is glowing with hope already.

872
00:41:50,058 --> 00:41:52,643
Within 3 days, you will meet your benefactor.

873
00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:53,895
You will be rich.

874
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:56,898
Buddy, I am not rich...

875
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,649
although I am dressed decent.

876
00:41:58,732 --> 00:42:00,777
I don't even know
if someone will bail me out tonight.

877
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,778
There must be someone.

878
00:42:02,904 --> 00:42:06,532
However you got to remember this -
Don't ever leave your wife and child.

879
00:42:06,615 --> 00:42:09,368
Or your riches will come and go.

880
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,456
Look at all the undesirable kind in
Yau Ma Tei police station.

881
00:42:13,539 --> 00:42:15,791
Shit, look at all these people.

882
00:42:17,085 --> 00:42:19,420
Shu Qi, someone here to bail you out!

883
00:42:24,592 --> 00:42:25,926
Don't you want to leave?

884
00:42:26,094 --> 00:42:27,886
Are you in sane? I am leaving now!

885
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,682
By the way, who would want to bail you out?

886
00:42:31,765 --> 00:42:33,100
Who will be that stupid?

887
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,518
Me.

888
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:35,978
Director?

889
00:42:36,979 --> 00:42:38,606
Why did you want to bail me out?

890
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:39,773
Because I have to thank you.

891
00:42:39,857 --> 00:42:41,066
The movie I've made last time won an award

892
00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:42,818
in Cannes Film Festival.

893
00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:44,778
You were part of it.

894
00:42:45,153 --> 00:42:45,654
Me?

895
00:42:45,738 --> 00:42:47,072
Just the back of my head was shot.

896
00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:48,115
It was exactly that shot.

897
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,701
That completely expressed
the rebellious nature amongst human.

898
00:42:50,784 --> 00:42:53,579
We got the "Best Honored Award
on Hindbrain Technique".

899
00:42:53,662 --> 00:42:56,790
You are the Best Male Actor now!

900
00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:58,709
I am the Best Male Actor?

901
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:00,043
Yes!

902
00:43:00,127 --> 00:43:01,419
So who is he?

903
00:43:01,504 --> 00:43:02,087
Him?

904
00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:04,882
He is the German movie master, Crus Maker.

905
00:43:04,965 --> 00:43:05,799
Cru What?

906
00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:07,175
Crus maker

907
00:43:07,425 --> 00:43:08,802
Crus maker?

908
00:43:09,302 --> 00:43:13,891
~'>A%*%andA*

909
00:43:18,478 --> 00:43:19,813
What did he say?

910
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,273
He said, he is going to shoot a movie.

911
00:43:21,356 --> 00:43:23,734
Called "Master of the Century-2046".

912
00:43:23,817 --> 00:43:26,236
He would like to invite
you to be the main character.

913
00:43:26,444 --> 00:43:28,571
Are you kidding?

914
00:43:29,364 --> 00:43:31,992
How to say "thank you" in German?

915
00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:33,285
Thank you in German.

916
00:43:33,368 --> 00:43:34,036
Thank you.

917
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:38,790
Thank you...

918
00:43:39,624 --> 00:43:41,543
That's how I became an international star.

919
00:43:42,085 --> 00:43:43,711
In the movie "Master of the Century",

920
00:43:43,878 --> 00:43:47,215
I am both the female character
and the male character.

921
00:43:47,382 --> 00:43:50,218
Since it is a western movie,

922
00:43:50,343 --> 00:43:53,096
I've got double remuneration.

923
00:43:56,849 --> 00:43:58,393
Shot 12, Take 4.

924
00:44:06,234 --> 00:44:08,069
Hold on! I would like to stop for a while!

925
00:44:08,152 --> 00:44:08,778
What happened?

926
00:44:08,861 --> 00:44:10,363
My arm broke...

927
00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:11,448
Keep fighting!

928
00:44:11,531 --> 00:44:13,783
As for when this movie will be shown,
who knows.

929
00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:15,993
Cause no one knows when will it be finished.

930
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,078
The name of the movie had also been changed.

931
00:44:17,161 --> 00:44:19,372
It's now called "Master of the Century-2086".

932
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:21,874
They are worried that
it won't be finished before year 2046.

933
00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,126
2086 is more secure.

934
00:44:24,210 --> 00:44:25,336
I've been looking everywhere...

935
00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:26,754
but still couldn't find the crazy guy

936
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,423
who predicted my fortune
in the detention center.

937
00:44:28,548 --> 00:44:32,134
However, some benefactor did pay me
a visit during the shoot.

938
00:44:32,218 --> 00:44:35,221
This is Sir Xiao's grand-daughter,
Michelle Xiao.

939
00:44:35,304 --> 00:44:36,806
She has been admiring your talent.

940
00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:38,349
She has decided to produce a western movie.

941
00:44:38,432 --> 00:44:39,225
She'll invite Brad Pitt,

942
00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:40,685
Will Smith and Johnny Depp...

943
00:44:40,768 --> 00:44:41,978
to star in a movie with you.

944
00:44:42,061 --> 00:44:44,396
Nice to meet you...

945
00:44:47,233 --> 00:44:49,360
Very painful.

946
00:44:49,819 --> 00:44:52,321
Ah yes, what kind of movie is it?

947
00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:54,866
The English name is called the Invisible Hero.

948
00:44:55,074 --> 00:44:58,410
The Chinese name is "The Three King
of Gods versus the Invisible Hero".

949
00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:00,121
What kind of character will I take?

950
00:45:00,204 --> 00:45:00,872
The Invisible Hero.

951
00:45:00,955 --> 00:45:03,499
May I ask who will be the director?

952
00:45:03,582 --> 00:45:04,291
Director Wong Jing.

953
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:07,753
I never work with director that has no talent.

954
00:45:07,836 --> 00:45:09,671
Your remuneration
will be 5 million US dollars.

955
00:45:09,755 --> 00:45:12,299
Director Wong Jing is one
of the most talented directors.

956
00:45:12,383 --> 00:45:13,968
This is exactly my dream as a kid.

957
00:45:14,051 --> 00:45:15,427
You don't believe me?
Hear the voice from my heart.

958
00:45:16,803 --> 00:45:18,014
Can you hear it?

959
00:45:19,973 --> 00:45:21,933
Actually there is something
I've been wanting to say.

960
00:45:22,018 --> 00:45:24,645
A bastard like me will do anything for money.

961
00:45:32,694 --> 00:45:33,445
Are you kidding me?

962
00:45:33,529 --> 00:45:35,739
Has my wife forgotten
to pay the electricity bill again?

963
00:45:39,451 --> 00:45:47,543
Happy birthday to you

964
00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:49,252
Happy Birthday!

965
00:45:49,545 --> 00:45:50,712
Again?

966
00:45:50,962 --> 00:45:51,755
What do you mean by again?

967
00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:53,840
14th May, it's your birthday, right?

968
00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:56,092
Last month on the 14th,

969
00:45:56,176 --> 00:45:58,386
you've already shown me this.

970
00:45:58,804 --> 00:46:00,764
My birthday is on 14th July.

971
00:46:00,889 --> 00:46:01,932
Is it?

972
00:46:02,558 --> 00:46:03,559
Holy shit.

973
00:46:03,642 --> 00:46:06,144
Has the pregnancy made me stupid?

974
00:46:06,227 --> 00:46:07,103
How could that be?

975
00:46:07,187 --> 00:46:09,480
Only women with big breasts are stupid.

976
00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:11,733
I've never heard pregnancy
has any impact on women.

977
00:46:12,776 --> 00:46:14,194
I should be very smart, then?

978
00:46:14,277 --> 00:46:16,029
In your case, look...

979
00:46:16,112 --> 00:46:18,614
You are one of the smartest.

980
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:21,743
I'm happy, BoBoPiggy.

981
00:46:22,452 --> 00:46:23,453
BiBiBu..

982
00:46:24,037 --> 00:46:25,163
Let's celebrate again.

983
00:46:25,246 --> 00:46:26,039
Great.

984
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,335
Actually I am not stupid at all.

985
00:46:30,626 --> 00:46:32,670
I really had forgotten
to pay the electricity bill.

986
00:46:32,753 --> 00:46:34,172
So our electricity was cut.

987
00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:35,715
I was afraid he would yell at me.

988
00:46:35,841 --> 00:46:37,717
So I came up with this idea.

989
00:46:37,842 --> 00:46:40,678
However, Qi seems to like it.

990
00:46:40,761 --> 00:46:43,348
So my cover-up idea worked again.

991
00:46:43,473 --> 00:46:46,476
Actually this guy is treating me quite well
and he makes me happy.

992
00:46:46,642 --> 00:46:48,686
Is it true that fate...

993
00:46:48,811 --> 00:46:50,438
brought us together again in that temple?

994
00:46:50,605 --> 00:46:52,440
Of course not!

995
00:46:52,648 --> 00:46:53,899
After we split up in Macau,

996
00:46:54,024 --> 00:46:55,943
I felt something was very wrong with me.

997
00:46:56,111 --> 00:46:57,528
So I went to find a fortune teller
with Vulgarlina...

998
00:46:57,653 --> 00:47:00,198
and see what advice she could give me.

999
00:47:00,490 --> 00:47:01,449
Miss Zhang.

1000
00:47:02,283 --> 00:47:03,659
Actually these 3 years...

1001
00:47:03,993 --> 00:47:06,871
is the worst 3 years in your life.

1002
00:47:07,121 --> 00:47:09,749
Therefore you will stumble when you walk,

1003
00:47:09,832 --> 00:47:11,542
lose money for buying property...

1004
00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:13,669
and fall asleep when you're driving.

1005
00:47:14,044 --> 00:47:16,046
All the people will treat you as a fool.

1006
00:47:16,297 --> 00:47:17,715
So what shall I do?

1007
00:47:17,798 --> 00:47:19,049
You may "borrow some luck".

1008
00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:20,426
From whom?

1009
00:47:25,598 --> 00:47:26,682
I see it now.

1010
00:47:27,016 --> 00:47:28,851
That guy is chubby.

1011
00:47:29,226 --> 00:47:31,854
Uubalanced eye-brows, obscene-looking.

1012
00:47:32,062 --> 00:47:34,481
Triangular nose, distorted lips.

1013
00:47:34,815 --> 00:47:37,568
Pink nipples, better have a big belly.

1014
00:47:37,818 --> 00:47:41,446
Likes bluffing and has just escaped death.

1015
00:47:41,906 --> 00:47:43,616
If you are with this kind of guy,

1016
00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:47,161
you will get whatever you want.
And you'll have a healthy baby.

1017
00:47:47,619 --> 00:47:48,663
That's him?

1018
00:47:50,414 --> 00:47:51,456
Him?

1019
00:47:52,582 --> 00:47:54,084
But that guy...

1020
00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:55,710
is dead.

1021
00:47:55,836 --> 00:47:57,171
Maybe not.

1022
00:47:57,337 --> 00:48:00,715
If you meet him again, don't ever let him go.

1023
00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,095
Someone is shooting a movie here.

1024
00:48:05,179 --> 00:48:05,971
Ah yes.

1025
00:48:06,055 --> 00:48:07,681
I wonder if Louis Koo is there.

1026
00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:10,017
Koo your ass,
you could only think of man in your head.

1027
00:48:13,145 --> 00:48:14,104
Flora.

1028
00:48:14,271 --> 00:48:15,272
What's up?

1029
00:48:15,981 --> 00:48:18,525
The "healthy baby" guy!

1030
00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:23,405
It's him.

1031
00:48:23,488 --> 00:48:24,906
He hasn't died?

1032
00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,908
Hey, go flirt with him.

1033
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,244
Don't keep thinking about the flirting thing.

1034
00:48:29,328 --> 00:48:31,246
We have to plan it nicely.

1035
00:48:31,330 --> 00:48:33,457
We have to callous, cruel and unscrupulous.

1036
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:37,502
I won't let him escape from my fingers.

1037
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:42,966
Ready...

1038
00:48:43,842 --> 00:48:44,968
Rolling.

1039
00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:46,386
Action.

1040
00:48:53,184 --> 00:48:54,603
Buddha...

1041
00:48:54,811 --> 00:48:56,813
I hope you could bless him.

1042
00:48:56,896 --> 00:48:59,441
Actually he is not that bad.

1043
00:48:59,524 --> 00:49:01,735
I hope you could bless his next life...

1044
00:49:01,818 --> 00:49:03,361
to become a wealthy guy.

1045
00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:05,363
So he doesn't need to live
a poor life any more.

1046
00:49:06,615 --> 00:49:08,407
See what stupid idea you have.

1047
00:49:10,910 --> 00:49:13,496
I promised you!

1048
00:49:13,579 --> 00:49:15,665
Is that all you've got?

1049
00:49:22,338 --> 00:49:23,131
"'8 you?

1050
00:49:25,884 --> 00:49:26,968
Yes, that's me.

1051
00:49:30,972 --> 00:49:31,639
Hey!

1052
00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:33,807
Fat guy. hurry up.

1053
00:49:33,892 --> 00:49:36,102
The floor is so hard.

1054
00:49:44,193 --> 00:49:45,819
Help!

1055
00:49:46,154 --> 00:49:49,448
Today, when a woman desires a man,

1056
00:49:49,698 --> 00:49:51,492
she will have to play some tricks.

1057
00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:53,036
Right?

1058
00:49:53,161 --> 00:49:55,496
The fortune teller has been right.

1059
00:49:55,621 --> 00:49:57,331
Since I married him...

1060
00:49:57,456 --> 00:49:59,041
not only did everything run smoothly for me.

1061
00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:03,045
I can get almost whatever I want.

1062
00:50:03,546 --> 00:50:04,505
500 dollars.

1063
00:50:04,797 --> 00:50:05,798
That expensive?

1064
00:50:07,466 --> 00:50:08,634
I don't want it, then.

1065
00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:12,263
I want this one, please.

1066
00:50:15,223 --> 00:50:17,560
I like these numbers, beautiful.

1067
00:50:18,143 --> 00:50:19,728
This one, all of them.

1068
00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:27,861
Yeah!

1069
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,948
Even the unwanted ticket that
I picked up got the second prize.

1070
00:50:31,156 --> 00:50:33,283
You have to believe pregnancy
is really something.

1071
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,911
After I married him, I win in all my gambles.

1072
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:38,956
<i>My bank account has 7 digit savings already.</i>

1073
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:40,415
I'm so happy.

1074
00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:45,045
I think after our baby is born,

1075
00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:47,756
we will be even luckier.

1076
00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:51,343
So nervous, turning to the straight road.

1077
00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:53,261
Hey! Faster...

1078
00:50:53,929 --> 00:50:56,639
Faster for what? Is it a boy or a girl?

1079
00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:59,893
Crossing the finishing line.
Need to take a photo to determine what it is.

1080
00:51:00,268 --> 00:51:01,353
Is it a boy or a girl?

1081
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:03,646
The photo is kinda blur,
maybe a gynandromorphy.

1082
00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:06,316
You don't get a gynandromorphy easily.

1083
00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:07,234
It's a girl.

1084
00:51:09,444 --> 00:51:10,487
It's a girl!

1085
00:51:11,404 --> 00:51:12,905
Girl!

1086
00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:16,284
My father had thought
of a name for my daughter.

1087
00:51:16,409 --> 00:51:18,036
Called Xiao Xiao.

1088
00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:20,413
Shu Xiao Xiao (meaning losing a little).

1089
00:51:20,622 --> 00:51:22,707
My father thinks the Shu family had been
losing on gambling for generations.

1090
00:51:22,874 --> 00:51:24,292
It's time to concede.

1091
00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:26,336
Let alone winning,
losing less is already very nice.

1092
00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:27,337
Self-drawn.

1093
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:28,630
Game.

1094
00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:31,883
No Way! You're winning big!

1095
00:51:49,442 --> 00:51:50,317
Scene 230,

1096
00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:52,487
shot 1, take 1259.

1097
00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:56,323
As for my movie career,
there has been no progress.

1098
00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:58,785
Since "Master of the Century-2086"...

1099
00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:02,079
may extend until the year 2086.

1100
00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:05,249
The left nostril have to enlarge a bit, yes.

1101
00:52:05,499 --> 00:52:07,459
Fume comes out from the right nostril.

1102
00:52:08,127 --> 00:52:09,170
And from the mouth, too.

1103
00:52:09,545 --> 00:52:12,048
Both eyes and ears as well.

1104
00:52:12,131 --> 00:52:13,382
I need the fume...

1105
00:52:13,465 --> 00:52:16,635
to express the helpless feeling when China
was being bullied by foreign powers...

1106
00:52:16,969 --> 00:52:19,430
which led to the fume of anger.

1107
00:52:20,139 --> 00:52:22,683
<i>Yes... that's the 7 fumes I was talking about.</i>

1108
00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:26,395
It condenses into the murderous
atmosphere just before the battle.

1109
00:52:27,646 --> 00:52:28,605
Cut!

1110
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:30,399
Why didn't the ears emit fume?

1111
00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:33,194
Director, can we use some CG effect?

1112
00:52:33,819 --> 00:52:36,697
Movie is for real, I hate plug-ins!

1113
00:52:37,323 --> 00:52:37,949
Director,

1114
00:52:38,157 --> 00:52:40,867
why don't we do the bed scene first?
The one with the second actress.

1115
00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:43,204
The second actress is supposed to be a virgin.

1116
00:52:43,287 --> 00:52:44,246
You found someone?

1117
00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:45,497
Yes... we did.

1118
00:52:45,581 --> 00:52:46,915
But all of them are little girls.

1119
00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:47,958
It's fine.

1120
00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:50,044
Sign a contract with her and nurture her.

1121
00:52:50,127 --> 00:52:51,295
I'll have this shot when she's 18.

1122
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,380
What I am after is the real thing.

1123
00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:56,592
Director, may I ask...

1124
00:52:56,675 --> 00:52:58,510
how about the bad guy

1125
00:52:58,594 --> 00:52:59,345
that I beat to death in the final scene?

1126
00:52:59,428 --> 00:53:01,012
I have found a guy

1127
00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:02,138
who is willing to be beaten to death for real.

1128
00:53:02,223 --> 00:53:04,057
Honestly, there is only one person that
I would like to beat to death.

1129
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,310
I know, you want to beat me to death.

1130
00:53:06,477 --> 00:53:08,979
However, the contract stated clearly...

1131
00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:10,188
that if you haven't finished
shooting this movie,

1132
00:53:10,272 --> 00:53:11,565
you cannot cast in another one.

1133
00:53:11,648 --> 00:53:13,692
Once I die, the movie cannot be finished...

1134
00:53:13,775 --> 00:53:15,402
and you can never act in another movie.

1135
00:53:15,736 --> 00:53:17,363
Come on, beat me, beat me...

1136
00:53:17,446 --> 00:53:18,905
Come on... beat me.

1137
00:53:18,989 --> 00:53:19,906
I'm ready now.

1138
00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:22,325
Hey, beat me!

1139
00:53:24,495 --> 00:53:25,537
Buddy Qi...

1140
00:53:25,787 --> 00:53:27,581
How many more takes do you think
we will have before he calls it a day?

1141
00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:29,625
It's hard to tell.
Everyone has been working so hard.

1142
00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:31,752
Let's play a betting game, I'll be the banker.

1143
00:53:31,835 --> 00:53:34,129
If there are more than 50 times, it's big.
If it's fewer than 50 times, it's small.

1144
00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,005
Let's bet.

1145
00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:37,423
Good. Buddy Qi is the banker. Come and bet.

1146
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:43,554
It ended up the director took
more than 600 takes.

1147
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:45,598
We didn't finish until the next morning.

1148
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:48,018
You can see my distress from behind.

1149
00:53:48,476 --> 00:53:49,435
So depressed.

1150
00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,694
I heard that you are not happy
with the shooting.

1151
00:53:58,779 --> 00:53:59,863
What can I do?

1152
00:53:59,946 --> 00:54:01,531
He is a famous director.

1153
00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,699
Maybe I can help you.

1154
00:54:17,047 --> 00:54:18,173
Wong Jing Wai.

1155
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,432
Director. How are you, director?

1156
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:29,892
You have to catch the one who beat me up.

1157
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:30,393
Yes.

1158
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,562
And ask him to be the martial arts director.

1159
00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:34,146
He did a real kickass job.

1160
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,982
Michelle really had her ways.

1161
00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:38,901
Two days later, when the director
was going to the washroom,

1162
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,820
he got beaten up by somebody
and his head was seriously injured.

1163
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,655
The doctor said he had gone in sane.

1164
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,156
And did not have the ability
to finish the movie.

1165
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,534
Michelle took over and assigned me
the role of director-cum-main actor.

1166
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:47,910
A job that's much harder than before.

1167
00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:03,050
Cut!

1168
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:07,429
It's really hard to direct
and act at the same time.

1169
00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,181
Let's just go home and have sex.

1170
00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:11,892
However, there were also rewards.

1171
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,061
This movie, Master of the Century-2012...

1172
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,773
got the Best Movie Award in Munkala
Movie Festival in Africa.

1173
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:19,649
It also got the Best Director
and Best Male Actor Award.

1174
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:20,693
What can I say.

1175
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:24,238
The Oscar has no taste,
they never awarded me anything.

1176
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,032
I don't give a shit
about them anyway, coterie.

1177
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:40,004
2, 3...

1178
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,921
Not 2,3. lt's 1

1179
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,383
I keep losing!

1180
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:45,384
200 dollars.

1181
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,261
I owe you 90 dollars. I quit.

1182
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:49,638
Hey, don't quit.

1183
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,182
One more game. It's so much fun.

1184
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,518
Mom, we want to play.

1185
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,478
You want to play? Good...

1186
00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:58,272
Sit... money...

1187
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,314
I bet one. I bet two.

1188
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,691
Ready? 1, 2, 3.

1189
00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:05,111
Time flies. Xiao Xiao is 3 years old already.

1190
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,364
Shu Qi has become more and more famous.

1191
00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:10,033
He is making Batman 18.

1192
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:13,662
Playing the mother of Batman,
called Batmother.

1193
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,455
And I am home alone...

1194
00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:17,416
and always unable to see him.

1195
00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:20,293
I really feel bored, so bored...

1196
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:22,336
So freaking bored.

1197
00:56:22,671 --> 00:56:24,380
Sometimes when I feel
so bored I can't take it any more.

1198
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,716
I would ask my mom
to take care of our daughter...

1199
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,135
so I could go to Macau to gamble a little.

1200
00:56:29,218 --> 00:56:35,099
9...

1201
00:56:35,224 --> 00:56:37,060
Yeah!

1202
00:56:40,396 --> 00:56:41,480
Is this taken?

1203
00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:44,358
No, you may take it.

1204
00:56:47,653 --> 00:56:49,781
Why don't you sit over there?
There are a lot of hot gals over there.

1205
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,115
They are not my cup of tea.

1206
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:54,994
9...

1207
00:56:56,662 --> 00:56:57,746
Excuse me. Bye.

1208
00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,833
Hang on. You've been winning,
why do you leave?

1209
00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:01,500
There is a guide light over there.

1210
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,589
Someone at this table is cheating.

1211
00:57:06,839 --> 00:57:08,507
If you don't want people
to be thought as one of them,

1212
00:57:08,882 --> 00:57:09,675
you better leave as soon as possible.

1213
00:57:12,303 --> 00:57:13,096
Miss.

1214
00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,349
Someone is cheating? How come I didn't notice?

1215
00:57:18,642 --> 00:57:20,269
Those hotties.

1216
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:23,272
Whenever they win, they shake their boobs.

1217
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:24,815
They are trying too hard.

1218
00:57:24,898 --> 00:57:26,442
And the banker behind them.

1219
00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:28,194
He is so happy watching them.

1220
00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:30,613
That he didn't notice the fat guy.

1221
00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,281
I've been observing them for a long time.

1222
00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,493
Every time when they are about to meld,
he would twitch his sleeve.

1223
00:57:35,576 --> 00:57:36,827
He is actually changing card.

1224
00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:39,121
Remarkable. You are really good.

1225
00:57:42,165 --> 00:57:44,752
I went to casino by borrowing ID cards
when I was 16.

1226
00:57:45,168 --> 00:57:46,420
He can't fool me.

1227
00:57:47,212 --> 00:57:49,507
Miss, this is my business card.

1228
00:57:56,555 --> 00:57:57,765
Don't say anything. Come with me.

1229
00:58:05,188 --> 00:58:06,481
Thanks, Miss Zhang.

1230
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,317
Those cons have been winning in here
for several days now.

1231
00:58:09,401 --> 00:58:10,402
But my staff is not sure

1232
00:58:10,527 --> 00:58:12,237
if they are really cheating.

1233
00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:14,698
I didn't expect you
to spot their trick before us.

1234
00:58:15,115 --> 00:58:16,574
It was just a wild guess.

1235
00:58:17,034 --> 00:58:18,744
I think you are really observant.

1236
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,830
Do you own this casino?

1237
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,916
Actually this hotel is also mine.

1238
00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:26,751
<i>I have 7 casinos in Macau
and two floating casinos in Hong Kong.</i>

1239
00:58:26,835 --> 00:58:28,962
I also have casinos in Singapore
and the Philippines.

1240
00:58:29,046 --> 00:58:30,547
How about you? What do you do?

1241
00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:32,132
I take care my daughter full time.

1242
00:58:33,675 --> 00:58:34,759
You look a little young to be married.

1243
00:58:34,968 --> 00:58:36,511
My daughter is 4 years old now.

1244
00:58:36,636 --> 00:58:38,263
What about your husband? What does he do?

1245
00:58:38,346 --> 00:58:41,099
My husband is great, he is an actor.

1246
00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:42,976
He is making a movie in the U.S.A.

1247
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,145
You should have heard of his name.
His name is Shu Qi.

1248
00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:47,189
I'm afraid I...

1249
00:58:47,272 --> 00:58:48,731
seldom watch movies, so...

1250
00:58:48,815 --> 00:58:49,774
I don't know.

1251
00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:56,948
If there is nothing else, I think I should go.

1252
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,867
Where are you going? Let me give you a ride.

1253
00:58:59,951 --> 00:59:00,910
I'm fine.

1254
00:59:01,536 --> 00:59:03,162
Say if I would like to offer you a job here,

1255
00:59:03,246 --> 00:59:04,206
will you be interested?

1256
00:59:28,646 --> 00:59:31,357
Look, a gorgeous woman like Michelle...

1257
00:59:31,566 --> 00:59:32,817
what exactly does she see in me?

1258
00:59:33,067 --> 00:59:35,778
Actually with my ability and body,

1259
00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:38,322
I do not deserve such a woman
that is top-class socially and sexually...

1260
00:59:38,405 --> 00:59:41,492
and above all so ridiculously rich,
and who wants to marry me.

1261
00:59:41,618 --> 00:59:43,661
I should be grateful even if I had to trade it
for a few years of my life.

1262
00:59:48,332 --> 00:59:50,752
You are so strange. You're not drinking?

1263
00:59:53,212 --> 00:59:54,630
Since you are taking a break these two days,

1264
00:59:54,713 --> 00:59:56,090
why don't we go to Milan together?

1265
00:59:56,465 --> 00:59:59,301
There is no fun about Milan.
Let's go to Las Vegas.

1266
01:00:00,219 --> 01:00:03,472
But I had an appointment with the designer
of Valentino for my wedding dress.

1267
01:00:04,932 --> 01:00:06,308
I'm not yet divorced.

1268
01:00:06,976 --> 01:00:08,019
That's fine, then.

1269
01:00:08,352 --> 01:00:10,062
If you do not resolve this soon,

1270
01:00:10,146 --> 01:00:11,647
I am marrying another guy.

1271
01:00:19,946 --> 01:00:21,615
You are leaving me with no choice.

1272
01:00:23,033 --> 01:00:24,076
I really don't understand.

1273
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,870
The gambling addict at your home
is no where near to being my rival.

1274
01:00:27,454 --> 01:00:30,624
The fact that you are taking so long to make
a decision is already an insult to me.

1275
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:32,376
I don't intend to take this long.

1276
01:00:32,459 --> 01:00:35,254
I just want to round it up in a better way.

1277
01:00:36,422 --> 01:00:38,048
Just offer her more money.

1278
01:00:38,131 --> 01:00:40,634
Hong Kong women
will do anything for money, right?

1279
01:00:40,717 --> 01:00:42,177
That could have been true in the past.

1280
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:44,721
But now she is working in a casino in Macau...

1281
01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:46,264
as Supervisor.

1282
01:00:46,973 --> 01:00:49,017
I know. Sam hired her.

1283
01:00:50,394 --> 01:00:50,977
Which Sam?

1284
01:00:51,061 --> 01:00:52,312
The new god of gambling.

1285
01:00:52,396 --> 01:00:54,565
And one of the wealthiest bachelors in Macau.

1286
01:00:54,815 --> 01:00:56,066
He has his eyes on my wife?

1287
01:00:56,232 --> 01:00:58,652
Yes, and he is after her now.

1288
01:01:02,823 --> 01:01:05,450
Do you think they made out already?

1289
01:01:06,326 --> 01:01:08,787
I think not. Sam is such an idiot.

1290
01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:10,789
He likes love more than sex.

1291
01:01:11,122 --> 01:01:13,333
I was with him for 3 months before...

1292
01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:14,835
and we didn't have sex.

1293
01:01:14,918 --> 01:01:16,377
Therefore I dumped him.

1294
01:01:19,339 --> 01:01:22,258
However,
it's been almost 3 months for them now.

1295
01:01:23,676 --> 01:01:24,928
Let's go back to Hong Kong!

1296
01:01:25,095 --> 01:01:27,555
You better file for divorce immediately
when you get to Hong Kong.

1297
01:01:28,014 --> 01:01:29,975
Or, we are over.

1298
01:01:30,976 --> 01:01:33,811
You know I am negotiating with MGM...

1299
01:01:33,895 --> 01:01:36,147
to make you the first Chinese James Bond.

1300
01:01:36,356 --> 01:01:37,607
Me? James Bond?

1301
01:01:37,690 --> 01:01:39,400
James Bond is hairy.

1302
01:01:39,484 --> 01:01:41,861
I don't have any hair on my chest,
nor my tongue.

1303
01:01:44,905 --> 01:01:47,242
I work here now and I am doing very well.

1304
01:01:47,533 --> 01:01:49,952
I became Sam's right hand almost immediately.

1305
01:01:50,078 --> 01:01:51,954
<i>I've set up 2 more casinos for him...</i>

1306
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,581
and had earned a lot of money.

1307
01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:55,541
I know Sam likes me.

1308
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:58,002
But I can't let go of Qi and my daughter.

1309
01:02:04,592 --> 01:02:07,928
You've changed completely since you got here.

1310
01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:10,222
Have I?

1311
01:02:10,723 --> 01:02:12,182
Before, you were so addicted to gambling.

1312
01:02:12,266 --> 01:02:15,395
You could even bet with colleagues on
what time I arrive in the office.

1313
01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:18,356
You are different now.
You've become a successful businesswoman.

1314
01:02:18,898 --> 01:02:20,608
Your desire for gambling
have decreased quite a lot.

1315
01:02:22,317 --> 01:02:24,904
How do you know my desire
on gamble have decreased?

1316
01:02:25,154 --> 01:02:27,156
I am a good observer.

1317
01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:32,119
Sam, I really have to thank you.

1318
01:02:32,953 --> 01:02:35,080
If it were not for you,

1319
01:02:35,372 --> 01:02:36,456
I think I am...

1320
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,751
still a good-for-nothing ludomaniac.

1321
01:02:40,085 --> 01:02:41,503
So why don't you consider...

1322
01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:43,756
ridding yourself from
your previously life completely?

1323
01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:53,891
Michelle has been with
your husband for a long time.

1324
01:02:55,392 --> 01:02:56,768
You should have known that.

1325
01:03:01,356 --> 01:03:01,941
Thank you.

1326
01:03:02,024 --> 01:03:03,442
Divorce him.

1327
01:03:14,203 --> 01:03:15,329
Excuse me.

1328
01:03:23,587 --> 01:03:24,588
A ring?

1329
01:03:25,672 --> 01:03:26,923
Will you marry me?

1330
01:03:36,558 --> 01:03:37,767
It hurts...

1331
01:03:39,143 --> 01:03:42,897
It hurts me more to see that you don't get
the happiness you deserve.

1332
01:03:47,402 --> 01:03:49,153
I can't. I really can't accept this.

1333
01:03:49,404 --> 01:03:50,614
I will not take it back.

1334
01:03:54,242 --> 01:03:55,994
This is such cliché.

1335
01:03:56,285 --> 01:03:57,704
You have been watching
too many Korean soaps, right?

1336
01:04:17,807 --> 01:04:18,725
Mom.

1337
01:04:23,104 --> 01:04:23,938
Good girl.

1338
01:04:25,606 --> 01:04:26,774
Papa.

1339
01:04:27,775 --> 01:04:28,860
Good girl.

1340
01:04:36,117 --> 01:04:39,287
It's been a while since you went to U.S.A.
Do you have anything to say to me?

1341
01:04:39,662 --> 01:04:40,997
There could be some.

1342
01:04:41,330 --> 01:04:43,624
This Someone did something to that someone.

1343
01:04:44,417 --> 01:04:47,420
He said when she was doing that something,
she was quite something.

1344
01:04:47,711 --> 01:04:49,130
So I told him, hey...

1345
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:51,924
You and her better only do a little something.

1346
01:04:52,175 --> 01:04:54,635
Otherwise in case something happens,
it would be really something, right?

1347
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,886
Do you think I am right?

1348
01:04:55,969 --> 01:04:56,720
What are you saying?

1349
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:58,306
Something.

1350
01:04:58,681 --> 01:05:00,349
I am asking you what were you saying.

1351
01:05:00,599 --> 01:05:02,435
Something is something,
that's exactly what I said.

1352
01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:04,270
Do you expect me to understand
what you were saying?

1353
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:05,646
Or you didn't want to tell?

1354
01:05:05,896 --> 01:05:09,107
You asked me right? So I'm telling you.

1355
01:05:11,151 --> 01:05:13,779
Why are you snapping at me?
Do you want a fight?

1356
01:05:14,697 --> 01:05:15,989
Good, let's fight.

1357
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,951
But you know what?

1358
01:05:19,577 --> 01:05:22,621
We better speak in English,
it's not suitable for children.

1359
01:05:22,705 --> 01:05:24,998
You are very good in English.

1360
01:05:25,082 --> 01:05:27,543
Ok. Let's speak in English.

1361
01:05:28,168 --> 01:05:30,212
But we better smile while we quarrel.

1362
01:05:30,295 --> 01:05:31,922
Smile while we quarrel.

1363
01:05:32,005 --> 01:05:34,174
Why not? I am the Best Male Actor.

1364
01:05:34,257 --> 01:05:36,343
This is too easy. You...

1365
01:05:36,594 --> 01:05:37,177
BITCH!

1366
01:05:37,260 --> 01:05:38,345
Me Bitch?

1367
01:05:38,596 --> 01:05:42,057
You know what? Your dick is so small.

1368
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:44,601
But actually I just want a little bit,

1369
01:05:44,768 --> 01:05:45,811
a little bit...

1370
01:05:45,894 --> 01:05:47,312
Argh, little bit more.

1371
01:05:47,395 --> 01:05:50,733
Wow! You have a very big airport...

1372
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:53,693
and many airplanes can land on you!

1373
01:05:54,194 --> 01:05:56,488
I tell you, every night you lay on me.

1374
01:05:56,571 --> 01:05:58,531
I felt horrible because you were so fat!

1375
01:05:58,615 --> 01:05:59,699
And you thin...

1376
01:05:59,782 --> 01:06:01,326
like a chopstick!

1377
01:06:01,409 --> 01:06:02,410
Damn! Your grandfather!

1378
01:06:02,494 --> 01:06:03,411
Damn! Your grandmother!

1379
01:06:03,495 --> 01:06:04,579
Daddy.

1380
01:06:05,330 --> 01:06:06,456
Mommy.

1381
01:06:07,707 --> 01:06:10,210
Don't quarrel please.

1382
01:06:10,793 --> 01:06:12,170
We are not quarrelling.

1383
01:06:13,505 --> 01:06:18,676
The English you are speaking
is what Maria always says.

1384
01:06:19,761 --> 01:06:21,721
Fire Maria. Hire an Indonesian maid tomorrow.

1385
01:06:21,804 --> 01:06:22,847
So are we gonna continue fighting?

1386
01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:24,474
I don't want to quarrel now.

1387
01:06:24,557 --> 01:06:25,683
I know.

1388
01:06:26,601 --> 01:06:28,978
You don't want to quarrel, you want a divorce.

1389
01:06:29,061 --> 01:06:32,148
Since you mentioned it, let's talk about it.

1390
01:06:32,315 --> 01:06:34,025
It's not that I happened to mention it.

1391
01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:36,986
It's something you wanted to say
but don't have the guts to do so.

1392
01:06:36,986 --> 01:06:37,987
I'm just speaking for you.

1393
01:06:38,112 --> 01:06:39,322
So let me tell you.

1394
01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:44,452
I am telling you...

1395
01:06:47,163 --> 01:06:48,873
I am telling you next week!

1396
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:51,333
When men have to talk about these things,

1397
01:06:51,459 --> 01:06:53,503
they are always indecisive.

1398
01:06:53,711 --> 01:06:56,881
The stronger they are outside,
the Weaker inside.

1399
01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:59,759
But I can tell he doesn't want to say it.

1400
01:06:59,842 --> 01:07:03,555
Just like me. I have feelings for Sam.

1401
01:07:03,638 --> 01:07:04,681
But I really don't understand.

1402
01:07:04,764 --> 01:07:07,308
Why I can't let go of this fatso?

1403
01:07:09,476 --> 01:07:10,937
You're dead.

1404
01:07:11,187 --> 01:07:12,730
I'm bombing you with four Aces.

1405
01:07:12,939 --> 01:07:13,898
You're dead.

1406
01:07:13,981 --> 01:07:15,274
I'm bombing you with four 2s.

1407
01:07:16,025 --> 01:07:18,194
You are dead. Here come two jokers.

1408
01:07:18,277 --> 01:07:19,611
Followed by 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-J-Q-K,

1409
01:07:19,611 --> 01:07:21,238
it's 3 times the bomb.

1410
01:07:21,322 --> 01:07:22,698
Eat your heart out.

1411
01:07:23,991 --> 01:07:26,618
People said when you are suffering in love,
you will win in gambling.

1412
01:07:26,702 --> 01:07:28,245
But look what happens now?

1413
01:07:28,370 --> 01:07:29,997
Don't stress yourself out for nothing.

1414
01:07:30,539 --> 01:07:31,665
Why do you say so?

1415
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:32,917
Buddy.

1416
01:07:33,292 --> 01:07:35,544
Your problem is just that
you have a nice wife...

1417
01:07:35,627 --> 01:07:37,588
and a cute daughter.

1418
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:42,259
But there is a billionaires who fancies you.

1419
01:07:43,052 --> 01:07:45,221
Even if you have to kill your wife,

1420
01:07:45,471 --> 01:07:47,056
throw you daughter out the window...

1421
01:07:47,139 --> 01:07:50,309
and spit on her. It will be still fine.

1422
01:07:50,392 --> 01:07:52,769
As long as you win that woman's heart.

1423
01:07:53,229 --> 01:07:57,233
Con the billions of dollars she has
and then you can kill her, too.

1424
01:07:57,399 --> 01:08:01,487
By that time,
you can leave everything behind...

1425
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:03,614
and live your life happily ever after.

1426
01:08:06,367 --> 01:08:07,368
What's up?

1427
01:08:07,743 --> 01:08:08,785
Calm down!

1428
01:08:09,411 --> 01:08:12,373
How can you say such heartless words?

1429
01:08:12,873 --> 01:08:15,334
One can only think such heartless thoughts...

1430
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:17,043
and keep it inside him quietly.

1431
01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:18,712
Now that you've said it out loud.

1432
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:20,213
You'll keep me wondering.

1433
01:08:20,506 --> 01:08:21,632
I'm gonna crack your balls!

1434
01:08:23,008 --> 01:08:25,636
Go crack a joke, don't crack my balls.

1435
01:08:31,850 --> 01:08:33,476
Get out of here!

1436
01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:35,520
Why is he unhappy?

1437
01:08:35,771 --> 01:08:37,814
Your son and your daughter-in-law
are getting divorced.

1438
01:08:37,898 --> 01:08:40,150
I don't have a son.

1439
01:08:40,651 --> 01:08:42,443
It's our son.

1440
01:08:42,527 --> 01:08:44,654
Stop it, please behave yourself.

1441
01:08:44,738 --> 01:08:46,823
I am not even married.

1442
01:08:47,783 --> 01:08:50,076
If you keep touching me, I'm gonna scream.

1443
01:08:50,535 --> 01:08:52,620
Son, you'd better kill me.

1444
01:08:52,703 --> 01:08:55,206
See, I have been taking
your mom's craziness for decades.

1445
01:08:55,290 --> 01:08:57,708
How can you just divorce your wife so easily?

1446
01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,002
Because he is lustful.

1447
01:08:59,085 --> 01:09:00,962
Eat this!

1448
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,132
It's our family matter
is none of your business.

1449
01:09:04,299 --> 01:09:05,466
Go away!

1450
01:09:06,759 --> 01:09:07,843
Father!

1451
01:09:07,928 --> 01:09:10,055
Our family matter is his business from now on.

1452
01:09:10,138 --> 01:09:12,098
Chao is my boyfriend.

1453
01:09:12,473 --> 01:09:14,017
Are you okay?

1454
01:09:14,225 --> 01:09:15,476
I admire you.

1455
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,063
For you two difficult people to hit it off...

1456
01:09:18,146 --> 01:09:19,939
is truly a benefit to society.

1457
01:09:20,065 --> 01:09:20,981
Don't beat them any more.

1458
01:09:21,065 --> 01:09:23,693
Son, any chance to turn it around?

1459
01:09:23,943 --> 01:09:24,902
I don't think so.

1460
01:09:24,985 --> 01:09:27,655
Flora's lawyer had already
sent me the divorce agreement.

1461
01:09:28,281 --> 01:09:31,284
How about my darling granddaughter?

1462
01:09:31,617 --> 01:09:33,035
I thought you don't remember anything.

1463
01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:36,456
My granddaughter is everything to me!

1464
01:09:36,622 --> 01:09:38,416
Let the court decide.

1465
01:09:42,044 --> 01:09:43,546
Both of you want to have the custody

1466
01:09:43,629 --> 01:09:45,881
of your daughter, Shu Xiao Xiao.

1467
01:09:45,965 --> 01:09:47,633
However you claimed that...

1468
01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:50,260
your opponent is a pathological gambler...

1469
01:09:50,344 --> 01:09:52,096
that is unfit to take care of your daughter.

1470
01:09:52,763 --> 01:09:55,808
Tell me now, which one of you
are the pathological gambler here?

1471
01:09:56,016 --> 01:09:57,017
Him!
Her!

1472
01:09:57,810 --> 01:09:59,478
Or you both are?

1473
01:10:00,104 --> 01:10:03,691
Your highness,
my client has presented a lot of evidence...

1474
01:10:03,774 --> 01:10:06,110
to prove that
Ms. Flora Zhang is a pathological gambler.

1475
01:10:06,193 --> 01:10:08,153
She plays mahjong for
more than 200 days a year.

1476
01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:10,447
Moreover,
she bets on horses in every single race.

1477
01:10:10,530 --> 01:10:12,700
Mr. Shu Qi has a record of visiting Macau

1478
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:13,951
for 364 days per year.

1479
01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:16,954
Of which 11 times
he was held custody by loan sharks...

1480
01:10:17,037 --> 01:10:18,455
and was saved by the police.

1481
01:10:18,705 --> 01:10:19,957
I really went there for so many days?

1482
01:10:20,290 --> 01:10:21,208
Yes.

1483
01:10:21,959 --> 01:10:23,543
Your highness,
I really have quit gambling already.

1484
01:10:23,668 --> 01:10:24,711
No one would believe you.

1485
01:10:25,337 --> 01:10:27,547
Your highness,
I am the one who has quit gambling.

1486
01:10:27,631 --> 01:10:28,841
I hate gambling now.

1487
01:10:29,049 --> 01:10:30,968
According to the prima facie evidence.

1488
01:10:31,051 --> 01:10:33,220
I cannot make a fair judgment now.

1489
01:10:34,179 --> 01:10:36,056
Maybe, I need to chat with your kid.

1490
01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:38,058
I don't want this to leave
a mark in her heart.

1491
01:10:38,142 --> 01:10:40,685
I will avoid it as much as I can.

1492
01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:42,896
Let us collect more evidence on her.

1493
01:10:43,063 --> 01:10:45,815
Everyone knows she is a pathological gambler,
Flat Boobs.

1494
01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:48,568
Mini sausage.

1495
01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:10,507
Don't be cocky,
she is yours because I don't want her.

1496
01:11:13,385 --> 01:11:17,263
Don't be cocky,
he is yours because I don't want him.

1497
01:11:41,663 --> 01:11:42,371
Sam

1498
01:11:42,371 --> 01:11:43,289
I know.

1499
01:11:43,707 --> 01:11:46,042
I'll try all means within these two weeks...

1500
01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:47,752
and help you gather the evidence
of his addiction to gambling.

1501
01:11:47,836 --> 01:11:49,003
So, don't you worry.

1502
01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,172
I will help you to get Xiao Xiao's custody.

1503
01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:56,760
I know they will find someone
to take my pictures.

1504
01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:59,347
You have to watch me in these two weeks.

1505
01:11:59,430 --> 01:12:01,057
You must not let me gamble.

1506
01:12:01,933 --> 01:12:02,433
Okay.

1507
01:12:02,516 --> 01:12:04,768
I have to get Xiao Xiao's custody.

1508
01:12:06,354 --> 01:12:09,440
Don't worry,
I've already hired the best stalkerazzi.

1509
01:12:09,523 --> 01:12:11,317
I definitely could get evidence
of her gambling.

1510
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,402
Anyway from now on,
whenever you hear me mention the word gamble,

1511
01:12:13,527 --> 01:12:14,945
slap me.

1512
01:12:17,365 --> 01:12:19,492
I mean starting from the next one.

1513
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:31,462
Xiao Xiao, give mom a piece of roast pork.

1514
01:12:34,382 --> 01:12:35,633
Nice.

1515
01:12:36,133 --> 01:12:38,844
How about Uncle Sam? Give Uncle Same a piece.

1516
01:12:49,146 --> 01:12:51,607
Mom, where is papa?

1517
01:12:51,690 --> 01:12:53,316
Papa needs to go to a faraway land to work.

1518
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,902
So he doesn't have time to accompany us.

1519
01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:58,446
Xiao Xiao, papa is always busy, right?

1520
01:12:58,697 --> 01:12:59,447
Yes.

1521
01:12:59,532 --> 01:13:00,866
But do you know...

1522
01:13:00,949 --> 01:13:04,077
unlike papa, Uncle Sam...

1523
01:13:04,452 --> 01:13:07,539
will treat mom and Xiao Xiao very nicely.

1524
01:13:07,706 --> 01:13:09,582
He will have a lot of time
to play with you.

1525
01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:11,293
He will eat with you every day.

1526
01:13:11,376 --> 01:13:13,086
Do you like that?

1527
01:13:13,170 --> 01:13:16,506
I don't want uncle, I want papa.

1528
01:13:35,025 --> 01:13:36,359
Yes, how is it?

1529
01:13:37,485 --> 01:13:38,903
Have you fixed it?

1530
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,116
Okay.

1531
01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:46,078
Let me say again, no matter what you do,

1532
01:13:46,161 --> 01:13:48,413
you have to get what I want, understand?

1533
01:13:53,168 --> 01:13:54,127
Is everything fine?

1534
01:13:54,877 --> 01:13:56,463
They said Michelle is confident

1535
01:13:56,588 --> 01:13:58,005
she will find evidence of your gambling.

1536
01:13:58,798 --> 01:14:01,092
I suggest you stay away
from the casino these two weeks.

1537
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:05,930
Don't even go out, either.
There is a Jockey Club at the corner.

1538
01:14:06,013 --> 01:14:07,640
I don't want them to grasp
any chance to accuse you.

1539
01:14:09,141 --> 01:14:10,226
Believe me.

1540
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,062
I can quit gambling for my daughter.

1541
01:14:13,605 --> 01:14:15,732
It is nice that you have such confidence,
but you have to prepare for the worst.

1542
01:14:15,815 --> 01:14:17,817
You should stay at home and draw the curtains.

1543
01:14:18,150 --> 01:14:20,069
Or ask your good friends to come
and keep you company.

1544
01:14:23,865 --> 01:14:26,701
Son, what are those things on your...

1545
01:14:26,784 --> 01:14:28,828
chest, hand and head?

1546
01:14:29,286 --> 01:14:30,997
I want to know, too.

1547
01:14:31,873 --> 01:14:32,999
The sensors all over his body aim

1548
01:14:33,124 --> 01:14:35,209
at keeping him away from the cards.

1549
01:14:35,292 --> 01:14:36,628
The red light on his chest...

1550
01:14:36,711 --> 01:14:39,338
would go off when it senses the word gamble.

1551
01:14:39,421 --> 01:14:42,549
Whenever you hear words like mahjong,
horse betting, Ace to King in poker cards,

1552
01:14:42,633 --> 01:14:44,218
all the mahjong tiles,

1553
01:14:44,301 --> 01:14:46,262
the four winds and three scholars,

1554
01:14:46,345 --> 01:14:48,973
these words will all trigger off the alarm
which will release electricity.

1555
01:14:49,056 --> 01:14:51,934
At that time,
you four should stop him right-a-way.

1556
01:14:52,018 --> 01:14:53,685
Moreover, the four of you cannot gamble

1557
01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:54,896
in these two weeks either...

1558
01:14:54,979 --> 01:14:57,314
nor assisting or luring him to gamble.

1559
01:14:57,398 --> 01:15:00,776
Future daughter-in-law,
what are we supposed to do?

1560
01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:03,445
Are we going to kill him
if he wants to gamble?

1561
01:15:03,529 --> 01:15:05,031
If we win this lawsuit,

1562
01:15:05,114 --> 01:15:06,907
I will reward each of you 300 thousand.

1563
01:15:07,283 --> 01:15:09,118
That sounds right!

1564
01:15:09,201 --> 01:15:11,537
Whenever you mention
the word "gamble", I'll cut you off!

1565
01:15:12,788 --> 01:15:14,081
You don't have to cut me...

1566
01:15:14,165 --> 01:15:16,208
because I've already made up my mind to quit.

1567
01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:18,043
Seriously? Seriously?

1568
01:15:18,502 --> 01:15:20,296
If I continue to gamble in such circumstance,

1569
01:15:20,379 --> 01:15:21,880
what good am I even if you don't cut me.

1570
01:15:21,963 --> 01:15:23,465
I can't lose my daughter.

1571
01:15:25,217 --> 01:15:25,884
Good.

1572
01:15:26,593 --> 01:15:28,720
I want you to stay in for these two weeks...

1573
01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:30,764
to show how much you love your family...

1574
01:15:30,847 --> 01:15:34,310
and that you are a good man and
capable of taking care of your daughter.

1575
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,978
Don't even step out of the house
in these two weeks...

1576
01:15:37,062 --> 01:15:38,564
to avoid being lured.

1577
01:15:38,647 --> 01:15:40,774
I have three guards guarding the door.

1578
01:15:40,857 --> 01:15:43,068
You may ask them to shop
for whatever you need.

1579
01:15:43,151 --> 01:15:45,111
The three guys at the door?

1580
01:15:47,989 --> 01:15:50,033
Don't let anyone of them leave the apartment.

1581
01:15:50,116 --> 01:15:51,117
Yes!

1582
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,162
I am leaving, remember...

1583
01:15:54,454 --> 01:15:57,207
they have hired stalkerazzi to
get the evidence of your gambling.

1584
01:15:57,290 --> 01:15:59,042
You have to control yourself.

1585
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,961
Otherwise no one can help you.

1586
01:16:01,044 --> 01:16:02,337
I understand.

1587
01:16:05,298 --> 01:16:06,216
Good-bye.

1588
01:16:08,969 --> 01:16:09,678
Yes!

1589
01:16:10,929 --> 01:16:13,139
Keep your eyes on him. Don't let him gamble!

1590
01:16:13,223 --> 01:16:14,432
Yes!
Yes!

1591
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:18,228
But it is boring for us...

1592
01:16:18,311 --> 01:16:19,437
to just look at him.

1593
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,522
What else can we do? Yes.

1594
01:16:21,898 --> 01:16:23,191
How about...

1595
01:16:24,025 --> 01:16:25,443
several games of mahjong?

1596
01:16:27,070 --> 01:16:28,071
Go to hell!

1597
01:16:28,154 --> 01:16:29,906
Calm down... everyone calm down!

1598
01:16:33,076 --> 01:16:35,286
It's not my idea nor my intention to play.

1599
01:16:35,370 --> 01:16:37,663
Why electrocute me? It is not fair.

1600
01:16:39,749 --> 01:16:40,833
That's not it.

1601
01:16:42,627 --> 01:16:43,586
Right.

1602
01:16:45,463 --> 01:16:46,214
Okay.

1603
01:16:46,297 --> 01:16:47,298
What is this word?

1604
01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:48,133
One.

1605
01:16:48,841 --> 01:16:49,800
How about this?

1606
01:16:49,884 --> 01:16:50,801
Two.

1607
01:16:51,051 --> 01:16:52,178
And this one?

1608
01:16:52,262 --> 01:16:52,887
Five.

1609
01:16:53,429 --> 01:16:55,223
Five? It's three.

1610
01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:55,681
Tree.

1611
01:16:55,765 --> 01:16:57,683
You are three years old. This is three.

1612
01:17:00,144 --> 01:17:01,437
Auntie Pauline, where is Flora?

1613
01:17:01,521 --> 01:17:02,938
In the living room, I guess.

1614
01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:05,525
Three.

1615
01:17:05,733 --> 01:17:06,442
Tree.

1616
01:17:06,526 --> 01:17:07,735
Let me have a look at your teeth.

1617
01:17:09,987 --> 01:17:11,196
Three.

1618
01:17:11,489 --> 01:17:12,365
Tree.

1619
01:17:13,449 --> 01:17:15,117
What are you doing?

1620
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,326
What's up? Practicing Yoga?

1621
01:17:16,411 --> 01:17:17,912
I'm really suffering.

1622
01:17:18,037 --> 01:17:20,915
You are rolling around;
are you having a bad tummy ache?

1623
01:17:21,749 --> 01:17:23,584
I am holding back my urge for gambling.

1624
01:17:24,209 --> 01:17:27,630
I am withholding the mahjong bug.

1625
01:17:27,713 --> 01:17:28,631
No...

1626
01:17:29,048 --> 01:17:31,008
I suspect that this sofa has the mahjong bug.

1627
01:17:31,091 --> 01:17:33,343
Pick them out for me, It is so itchy...

1628
01:17:33,427 --> 01:17:36,346
You look more like a drug addict.

1629
01:17:36,972 --> 01:17:38,641
Has it been two weeks already?

1630
01:17:38,724 --> 01:17:40,810
What's up with you?

1631
01:17:41,310 --> 01:17:42,269
Ah yes.

1632
01:17:43,228 --> 01:17:44,063
What day is today?

1633
01:17:44,146 --> 01:17:45,064
Wednesday.

1634
01:17:54,323 --> 01:17:55,574
Why isn't there any horseracing channel?

1635
01:17:55,657 --> 01:17:58,911
Sam has cut all the stations
that broadcast horse racing.

1636
01:17:59,786 --> 01:18:03,040
I can't even watch the races.
What should I do?

1637
01:18:04,499 --> 01:18:06,293
I know it, Mom. Play Chinese Poker with me.

1638
01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:07,877
We all play Chinese Poker.

1639
01:18:07,962 --> 01:18:09,379
Poker your ass.

1640
01:18:09,463 --> 01:18:11,631
Can't you see
I am teaching Xiao Xiao addition?

1641
01:18:11,715 --> 01:18:12,632
You silly.

1642
01:18:12,716 --> 01:18:13,675
Mom...

1643
01:18:13,758 --> 01:18:16,636
Xiao, what is 1 plus 1?

1644
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:18,097
A pair of eyes.

1645
01:18:19,098 --> 01:18:20,932
Of course not eyes, nonsense...

1646
01:18:21,015 --> 01:18:22,184
Again...

1647
01:18:22,642 --> 01:18:26,271
What is 1 plus 1 plus 1?

1648
01:18:26,438 --> 01:18:27,481
Bingo.

1649
01:18:27,772 --> 01:18:28,982
What do you mean by bingo?

1650
01:18:30,066 --> 01:18:31,568
Look at your daughter.

1651
01:18:31,651 --> 01:18:33,362
She looks like a pathological gambler.

1652
01:18:33,445 --> 01:18:35,822
See if you dare to gamble at home any more.

1653
01:18:35,905 --> 01:18:38,116
When 1 plus 2...

1654
01:18:38,617 --> 01:18:40,827
<i>Plus 1, 2 and 3. What is it equal to?</i>

1655
01:18:40,910 --> 01:18:42,454
<i>What does 1 plus 2 plus 3 equal to?</i>

1656
01:18:42,537 --> 01:18:43,580
Sequence.

1657
01:18:44,373 --> 01:18:45,832
What sequence?

1658
01:18:45,915 --> 01:18:47,584
Not sequence.

1659
01:18:47,709 --> 01:18:50,003
Don't listen to your mom.
Let grandma teach you. Come on.

1660
01:18:50,086 --> 01:18:52,171
Look here...

1661
01:18:52,421 --> 01:18:56,885
<i>1 plus 2 plus 3 is not sequence, it is 6.</i>

1662
01:18:57,093 --> 01:19:00,471
<i>1 plus 2 plus 3, is it 6?</i>

1663
01:19:01,890 --> 01:19:03,349
I'm sorry.

1664
01:19:05,644 --> 01:19:09,063
It's mom's fault. Mammy's fault.

1665
01:19:10,649 --> 01:19:13,067
Mom, starting from today,

1666
01:19:13,735 --> 01:19:16,570
you lock me in this room
and don't let me go out.

1667
01:19:17,405 --> 01:19:18,782
I have decided to quit gambling.

1668
01:19:19,698 --> 01:19:20,784
Really?

1669
01:19:21,575 --> 01:19:23,036
Xiao Xiao,
would you like it if mom quits gambling?

1670
01:19:23,119 --> 01:19:26,080
Kiss mommy. Mom is going to quit gambling.

1671
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,010
Fish filet curry with rice.
How about you, Miss?

1672
01:19:39,093 --> 01:19:39,802
Beef brisket curry with rice.

1673
01:19:39,885 --> 01:19:41,345
Beef brisket curry with rice. Drink?

1674
01:19:41,429 --> 01:19:42,763
Ice milk tea. That's it. Okay.

1675
01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:43,472
Okay.

1676
01:19:43,556 --> 01:19:44,473
Boss.

1677
01:19:46,142 --> 01:19:46,809
Flora.

1678
01:19:46,975 --> 01:19:48,144
Haven't seen you for a long time.

1679
01:19:48,227 --> 01:19:50,563
Yes, it's the UEFA Champions
League Final tonight.

1680
01:19:50,813 --> 01:19:51,772
Did you bet on anything?

1681
01:19:53,316 --> 01:19:55,067
No...

1682
01:19:55,943 --> 01:19:57,110
Take a seat...

1683
01:19:57,695 --> 01:19:58,153
Hot Ribena with lemon.

1684
01:19:58,237 --> 01:20:00,823
Okay, sure. Hot Ribena with lemon.

1685
01:20:05,077 --> 01:20:06,704
Hey, Fat Jing Jing.

1686
01:20:06,787 --> 01:20:07,288
Flora.

1687
01:20:07,371 --> 01:20:10,207
It's Flora. Haven't seen you for a long time.

1688
01:20:10,374 --> 01:20:13,168
May I ask what is the deal of
the UEFA Champions League tonight?

1689
01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:16,171
Barcelona vs. Manchester United
with Barcelona handicap -0.5, 95%.

1690
01:20:16,755 --> 01:20:17,798
I see.

1691
01:20:18,716 --> 01:20:21,594
Please bet 30,000 dollars
on Manchester United for me.

1692
01:20:22,177 --> 01:20:23,428
No...

1693
01:20:23,846 --> 01:20:24,722
50,000 dollars.

1694
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,182
Flora, I can tell you the deal.

1695
01:20:27,265 --> 01:20:28,892
But I cannot accept your bet.

1696
01:20:28,976 --> 01:20:31,311
Sam had notified all the dealers in China,
Hong Kong and Macau.

1697
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,771
Not to accept your bet.

1698
01:20:32,855 --> 01:20:35,023
Otherwise we'll be in trouble. I'm sorry.

1699
01:20:35,107 --> 01:20:35,774
Hey... don't worry about it...

1700
01:20:35,858 --> 01:20:38,276
I'm sorry, Flora.
I will take care of Sam...

1701
01:20:38,861 --> 01:20:39,737
Hey...

1702
01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:42,280
You're not a friend.

1703
01:20:42,364 --> 01:20:43,406
You're not my friend.

1704
01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:44,324
The money I spent on betting
with you meant nothing to you?

1705
01:20:44,449 --> 01:20:46,201
It's worth several movies' income to me.

1706
01:20:46,284 --> 01:20:48,203
So Michelle told you not to accept my bet...

1707
01:20:48,286 --> 01:20:50,205
and you really don't have the guts to?

1708
01:20:50,538 --> 01:20:51,248
Hey?

1709
01:20:52,082 --> 01:20:54,501
You such an idiot.

1710
01:20:55,085 --> 01:20:56,086
Black coffee.

1711
01:20:56,336 --> 01:20:57,379
Coming...

1712
01:20:57,462 --> 01:20:59,172
Beware of the hot cup.

1713
01:20:59,256 --> 01:21:01,674
I ordered black coffee,
how do I get hot Ribena with lemon?

1714
01:21:01,967 --> 01:21:04,677
Because that is my order at this table here.

1715
01:21:04,761 --> 01:21:05,928
Yes... sorry...

1716
01:21:06,596 --> 01:21:08,806
I thought you were together.

1717
01:21:09,557 --> 01:21:11,101
Did you have a fight?

1718
01:21:11,518 --> 01:21:14,437
Oh I'd never.
We're talking to the Best Male Actor here.

1719
01:21:14,604 --> 01:21:17,649
We are divorced. Are you happy?

1720
01:21:18,691 --> 01:21:19,734
Coming.

1721
01:21:19,817 --> 01:21:22,279
I wonder why someone over there is calling me.

1722
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:28,743
I can't believe no one would take your bet,
Casino Queen.

1723
01:21:30,828 --> 01:21:33,248
How about you, Mr. Hollywood Star?

1724
01:21:33,331 --> 01:21:36,250
I don't see anyone taking your bet either.

1725
01:21:40,755 --> 01:21:43,299
Why does it taste different?

1726
01:21:49,013 --> 01:21:50,765
Have you forgotten to put sugar?

1727
01:21:50,973 --> 01:21:53,893
Try muddling the lemon first.

1728
01:21:56,688 --> 01:21:58,272
How many cubes of sugar do I usually take?

1729
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:02,276
Three quarters of one.

1730
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,238
Are you muddling the lemon correctly?

1731
01:22:07,865 --> 01:22:10,451
I usually make mess, you know it.

1732
01:22:12,078 --> 01:22:13,412
Give it to me.

1733
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:23,840
Give it to me.

1734
01:22:47,988 --> 01:22:49,281
That's the taste. That's the taste.

1735
01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:52,201
Rooney scored all by himself... 1-1.

1736
01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:57,331
Yeah!

1737
01:23:01,167 --> 01:23:02,253
Which team you support?

1738
01:23:02,878 --> 01:23:04,380
I've always been a fan of Manchester United.

1739
01:23:04,463 --> 01:23:06,172
I also switched to supporting
Manchester United today.

1740
01:23:07,132 --> 01:23:08,384
Good taste.

1741
01:23:09,343 --> 01:23:10,719
We're on the same side.

1742
01:23:12,513 --> 01:23:15,516
Aren't you afraid I'd tell about
your gambling?

1743
01:23:18,393 --> 01:23:21,563
Aren't you afraid I'd tell about
your gambling?

1744
01:23:23,690 --> 01:23:26,735
Manchester United attractive
counter attacked pursues 1-1.

1745
01:23:27,986 --> 01:23:29,112
I'm sorry.

1746
01:23:29,655 --> 01:23:30,864
I never wanted to come to this.

1747
01:23:34,951 --> 01:23:36,536
I'm also wrong in a way.

1748
01:23:37,871 --> 01:23:40,999
Even if we are to break up,
we shouldn't involve our daughter.

1749
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,797
Well, sometimes in life,
we don't drive, we are driven.

1750
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:49,007
This isn't only true in movies.

1751
01:23:49,590 --> 01:23:51,759
It's really happening to us.

1752
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,178
Got it.

1753
01:23:54,595 --> 01:23:55,513
I understand.

1754
01:23:55,596 --> 01:23:58,183
Rooney scores again. 2-1.

1755
01:24:07,817 --> 01:24:09,319
Bravo.

1756
01:24:17,410 --> 01:24:18,244
Goodbye.

1757
01:24:18,703 --> 01:24:20,205
Thank you...

1758
01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:20,996
Done?

1759
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,081
Should be.

1760
01:24:22,790 --> 01:24:24,292
Let's go...

1761
01:24:27,086 --> 01:24:28,045
Boss.

1762
01:24:28,713 --> 01:24:29,839
You are usually open 24 hours.

1763
01:24:29,964 --> 01:24:31,591
How come you close it this early today?

1764
01:24:31,674 --> 01:24:33,926
Today is our last day in business.
We are closing down.

1765
01:24:34,009 --> 01:24:34,844
How come?

1766
01:24:35,260 --> 01:24:37,597
The rent has gone up ridiculously.

1767
01:24:37,888 --> 01:24:39,974
We can never make enough for the rent.

1768
01:24:40,057 --> 01:24:41,225
Guess we got lucky today.

1769
01:24:41,308 --> 01:24:42,893
If we didn't come here today,
we would never see you again.

1770
01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:44,645
This is what we called meant to be.

1771
01:24:44,729 --> 01:24:46,856
If we work against fate,
we will lose what's meant to be.

1772
01:24:47,064 --> 01:24:49,734
I will move to Cheung Lok Street
in a few days.

1773
01:24:49,817 --> 01:24:50,860
Come and visit me more often.

1774
01:24:50,943 --> 01:24:52,027
Alright then. Goodbye.

1775
01:24:52,111 --> 01:24:52,820
Take care.

1776
01:24:52,903 --> 01:24:53,779
Bye.

1777
01:24:57,116 --> 01:24:58,367
Here comes a taxi.

1778
01:25:25,435 --> 01:25:27,771
Flora, why don't we...

1779
01:25:56,300 --> 01:25:57,676
Miss, where to?

1780
01:26:01,263 --> 01:26:02,514
Cross the harbor, please.

1781
01:26:12,816 --> 01:26:15,777
Don't worry, I am not going anywhere.

1782
01:26:15,985 --> 01:26:17,779
Smoking.

1783
01:26:17,946 --> 01:26:19,864
Boss, we're just trying to make a living here.

1784
01:26:19,948 --> 01:26:21,324
Don't make it difficult for us.

1785
01:26:21,407 --> 01:26:23,201
Shit, you speak Cantonese?

1786
01:26:23,284 --> 01:26:25,829
Our clients don't like us speaking Cantonese.

1787
01:26:25,912 --> 01:26:26,871
So we pretend we don't know.

1788
01:26:26,955 --> 01:26:28,582
Last night I saw you climb through the window.

1789
01:26:28,665 --> 01:26:30,584
What was I supposed to do? Beat you up?

1790
01:26:31,042 --> 01:26:32,376
You are a real buddy.

1791
01:26:32,669 --> 01:26:35,630
We've been standing here
for two weeks already. It's so boring.

1792
01:26:35,714 --> 01:26:38,591
You see after today, we will get paid,

1793
01:26:38,925 --> 01:26:40,634
and everybody will be happy.

1794
01:26:40,719 --> 01:26:43,763
You okay, I'm okay.

1795
01:26:50,686 --> 01:26:52,856
Brother, don't leave.

1796
01:26:52,939 --> 01:26:54,315
We just have to get through today.

1797
01:26:54,398 --> 01:26:57,151
I've bought you food already.

1798
01:26:57,651 --> 01:26:59,695
Qing, take the food inside
and plate it up. Go.

1799
01:26:59,778 --> 01:27:00,738
Okay.

1800
01:27:02,573 --> 01:27:04,908
Why are you so sneaky?
You got something to say?

1801
01:27:15,461 --> 01:27:17,130
Buddy, just for you...

1802
01:27:17,213 --> 01:27:19,590
as you can't bet
at the ball games nor horse racing.

1803
01:27:22,343 --> 01:27:23,552
Look at these.

1804
01:27:24,052 --> 01:27:27,556
I'm sure it's a winner.

1805
01:27:28,557 --> 01:27:31,977
This one is a top favorite,
how much can we make out of it?

1806
01:27:32,936 --> 01:27:34,897
Forget it then. I got something to do.

1807
01:27:34,980 --> 01:27:36,899
Count me in. 500 dollars.

1808
01:27:39,109 --> 01:27:41,612
I'm not saying no, but...

1809
01:27:42,530 --> 01:27:43,697
You know what to do.

1810
01:27:46,074 --> 01:27:47,242
Come on.

1811
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:17,564
I'm out of cigarettes.

1812
01:28:17,981 --> 01:28:19,107
I'll go get some.

1813
01:28:31,286 --> 01:28:32,412
Have you finished?

1814
01:28:32,495 --> 01:28:33,413
I want some more rice.

1815
01:28:33,496 --> 01:28:34,957
Let's eat out.

1816
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,416
Andy Lau take me out for sharks fin.
I want it, too.

1817
01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:37,417
Good...

1818
01:28:43,923 --> 01:28:45,592
So you have something to say?

1819
01:28:55,268 --> 01:28:56,436
See for yourself.

1820
01:29:06,237 --> 01:29:07,364
Having fun?

1821
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,032
You're lucky that my people took it.

1822
01:29:10,241 --> 01:29:13,745
If Sam's people had shot it,
you would have lost the suit already.

1823
01:29:23,420 --> 01:29:26,716
I found someone to do some tweaking with it.
We'll show it to the judge tomorrow.

1824
01:29:27,508 --> 01:29:29,260
That's not right.

1825
01:29:30,803 --> 01:29:33,014
All the things I did were for you.

1826
01:29:33,097 --> 01:29:34,974
It was you who wanted your daughter's custody.

1827
01:29:35,683 --> 01:29:37,226
You watched a ball game with her
in the middle of the night.

1828
01:29:37,351 --> 01:29:38,728
Did you ever consider my feelings?

1829
01:29:38,978 --> 01:29:41,731
No matter what, this is too mean.

1830
01:29:42,106 --> 01:29:44,483
It is not just about you any more.

1831
01:29:44,691 --> 01:29:46,443
Sam wants to go to war with me.

1832
01:29:46,693 --> 01:29:48,404
If you lose, I will lost face.

1833
01:29:48,570 --> 01:29:49,864
So you will have to win.

1834
01:29:49,947 --> 01:29:51,949
You have to win your daughter's custody.

1835
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,036
Even though I will not marry you.

1836
01:29:55,912 --> 01:29:57,454
Can we discuss this?

1837
01:29:58,039 --> 01:29:59,415
Not until after tomorrow.

1838
01:30:00,207 --> 01:30:01,959
You'd better not appear at trial tomorrow.

1839
01:30:02,376 --> 01:30:04,045
Lawyer Zhu will take care of it.

1840
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,173
But I really think it isn't right to do that.

1841
01:30:07,756 --> 01:30:09,841
Those guards won't allow you to go out.

1842
01:30:12,010 --> 01:30:12,886
Hey!

1843
01:30:13,595 --> 01:30:15,389
Hey! Will you stop that?

1844
01:30:15,472 --> 01:30:17,808
Michelle, don't do that.

1845
01:30:17,891 --> 01:30:19,851
Go back... Michelle!

1846
01:30:22,103 --> 01:30:23,189
What's up?

1847
01:30:23,689 --> 01:30:24,940
So I can't go because you said so?

1848
01:30:25,148 --> 01:30:27,568
I don't think so. What can you do to me?

1849
01:30:29,861 --> 01:30:31,071
Ouch! It really hurts...

1850
01:30:31,655 --> 01:30:33,990
Why did I have to hit the wall?

1851
01:30:34,074 --> 01:30:35,158
Shit!

1852
01:30:48,046 --> 01:30:49,631
Flora. Hm?

1853
01:30:49,715 --> 01:30:51,424
I think your daughter has a fever.

1854
01:30:51,967 --> 01:30:53,343
Is she okay? Is it serious?

1855
01:30:53,426 --> 01:30:54,469
Shall we take her to the doctor?

1856
01:30:54,553 --> 01:30:56,888
No, I just gave her some aspirin.

1857
01:30:57,013 --> 01:30:59,933
Let's see what happens first.
I'll keep an eye on her.

1858
01:31:11,862 --> 01:31:13,905
Sam, why are you here, it's so late?

1859
01:31:16,532 --> 01:31:18,159
I have a present for you.

1860
01:31:21,496 --> 01:31:22,205
Who shot this?

1861
01:31:22,330 --> 01:31:23,331
His sister.

1862
01:31:23,414 --> 01:31:25,333
Why would his sister betray her own brother?

1863
01:31:25,541 --> 01:31:27,793
For 3 million dollars, why not?

1864
01:31:27,878 --> 01:31:30,380
Xing Chao will talk her into it anyway.

1865
01:31:32,715 --> 01:31:34,550
You've decided to show it
to the judge tomorrow?

1866
01:31:35,176 --> 01:31:36,469
You can get the champagne ready.

1867
01:31:36,677 --> 01:31:39,222
Michelle thought she is nasty,
but she is still...

1868
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:40,806
too far to being my match.

1869
01:31:41,849 --> 01:31:43,226
You look very happy.

1870
01:31:43,309 --> 01:31:44,394
Aren't you?

1871
01:31:46,604 --> 01:31:47,355
May I ask,

1872
01:31:47,438 --> 01:31:50,650
are you happy
because you have won over Michelle...

1873
01:31:51,151 --> 01:31:54,069
or because I got my daughter's custody?

1874
01:31:54,695 --> 01:31:57,698
I think you've got me wrong.
I didn't mean that.

1875
01:31:58,408 --> 01:32:01,286
Flora, your daughter's temperature
has suddenly gone up to 102 degrees.

1876
01:32:01,369 --> 01:32:03,413
We need to take her to the hospital.
Come quickly.

1877
01:32:03,496 --> 01:32:04,914
Let me go with you.

1878
01:32:05,956 --> 01:32:07,792
No, I can go by myself.

1879
01:32:12,046 --> 01:32:13,423
Mom.

1880
01:32:14,256 --> 01:32:15,925
Xiao Xiao, you will be fine.

1881
01:32:17,927 --> 01:32:19,386
Where is daddy?

1882
01:32:20,054 --> 01:32:21,639
I want daddy.

1883
01:32:29,146 --> 01:32:33,192
Don't be afraid. Mom is here.
Mom is here with you.

1884
01:32:37,988 --> 01:32:41,241
Qi, where have Xing
and your sister gone? It's still early.

1885
01:32:42,117 --> 01:32:43,368
I don't care where they went.

1886
01:32:44,244 --> 01:32:46,872
There is something written on the wall
outside. It's huge. Did you see it?

1887
01:32:48,707 --> 01:32:51,836
Brother, sorry. I've betrayed you.

1888
01:32:51,919 --> 01:32:54,880
Dude, someone had written
this nice and neat in here.

1889
01:32:54,964 --> 01:32:55,714
Can't you see it?

1890
01:32:55,797 --> 01:32:56,590
Yes I can.

1891
01:32:56,673 --> 01:32:58,258
Why didn't you tell me?
You know Chinese, don't you?

1892
01:32:58,342 --> 01:33:00,010
We can speak it but not write it.

1893
01:33:00,094 --> 01:33:01,553
Who knows What it is.

1894
01:33:03,973 --> 01:33:05,349
What did she do?

1895
01:33:05,599 --> 01:33:06,850
How would I know?

1896
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,688
But I really want Flora to know that
I didn't betray her.

1897
01:33:11,855 --> 01:33:13,523
Call her.

1898
01:33:13,607 --> 01:33:14,983
She has changed her number.

1899
01:33:15,066 --> 01:33:17,444
Then tell her face to face.

1900
01:33:17,736 --> 01:33:19,946
With these guys standing here. How can I go?

1901
01:33:22,532 --> 01:33:26,911
Son, I know you still love Flora.

1902
01:33:28,204 --> 01:33:30,957
True love was once right here
in front of you...

1903
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:33,585
but you didn't cherish it.

1904
01:33:34,419 --> 01:33:38,340
Now you've lost it and you regret it so much.

1905
01:33:38,673 --> 01:33:41,468
If God is to give you another chance...

1906
01:33:41,551 --> 01:33:42,301
I know.

1907
01:33:42,677 --> 01:33:44,888
It's that old saying about the ten thousand
year expiration date again, right?

1908
01:33:46,681 --> 01:33:49,433
Son, muster up your courage...

1909
01:33:49,518 --> 01:33:52,186
and do what you have to do.

1910
01:33:52,771 --> 01:33:54,814
Okay. Do you have 200 dollars?

1911
01:33:54,898 --> 01:33:55,524
Yes.

1912
01:34:00,569 --> 01:34:01,821
I'm not gonna hold back.

1913
01:34:02,405 --> 01:34:03,572
Dude, we're just trying
to make some money here.

1914
01:34:03,657 --> 01:34:05,659
You've climbed down the windows before,
you can do it again.

1915
01:34:06,617 --> 01:34:08,494
You're right. We'll meet again.

1916
01:34:08,787 --> 01:34:10,121
We'll meet again.

1917
01:34:36,564 --> 01:34:38,024
Are you okay?

1918
01:34:39,442 --> 01:34:40,443
"'8 you?

1919
01:34:40,526 --> 01:34:41,694
I've been looking for you.

1920
01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:42,945
What for?

1921
01:34:43,196 --> 01:34:44,363
What you said really happened.

1922
01:34:44,863 --> 01:34:46,282
Can you tell me more?

1923
01:34:46,824 --> 01:34:49,202
Do you still remember
the most important thing that I said?

1924
01:34:49,285 --> 01:34:50,328
Which is?

1925
01:34:50,411 --> 01:34:52,788
Don't ever leave your wife and kid.

1926
01:34:52,871 --> 01:34:55,791
Or all your fortune
will just come and go, buddy.

1927
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,049
Where can I find you?

1928
01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:06,760
Go find yourself first.

1929
01:35:21,233 --> 01:35:23,819
Today, we are having the trial
on Mr. Shu Qi...

1930
01:35:23,902 --> 01:35:26,697
and Miss Flora Zhang's divorce agreement...

1931
01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:30,075
which involves the custody
of their daughter Shu Xiao Xiao.

1932
01:35:30,367 --> 01:35:32,077
Mr. Shu, you are late.

1933
01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:34,705
Your highness,
I come here today is to retrieve...

1934
01:35:34,788 --> 01:35:37,457
the filing of my daughter
Shu Xiao Xiao's custody.

1935
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:39,960
Moreover,
I also would like to retrieve everything

1936
01:35:40,043 --> 01:35:41,086
that is not favorable to Miss Flora Zhang.

1937
01:35:41,169 --> 01:35:42,712
Those are not my intentions.

1938
01:35:43,171 --> 01:35:44,422
Please take a seat and tell us slowly.

1939
01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:45,423
Please let me finish.

1940
01:35:51,889 --> 01:35:53,849
The clip wasn't altered by me.

1941
01:35:54,307 --> 01:35:55,808
Do you still remember the days when...

1942
01:35:55,893 --> 01:35:57,644
we were happy even though we were poor?

1943
01:35:58,020 --> 01:35:59,354
The mess we made today...

1944
01:36:00,397 --> 01:36:03,191
is my fault. I have failed you.

1945
01:36:03,691 --> 01:36:05,443
I won't fight for
our daughter's custody any more.

1946
01:36:06,611 --> 01:36:07,862
Because she is your everything.

1947
01:36:10,948 --> 01:36:12,159
I cannot do that.

1948
01:36:13,910 --> 01:36:15,120
You are my wife.

1949
01:36:21,168 --> 01:36:22,169
I've finished.

1950
01:36:22,252 --> 01:36:25,588
Mr. Shu, there is something I should tell you.

1951
01:36:25,672 --> 01:36:27,299
Do you want to sue me
for contempt of the court?

1952
01:36:28,966 --> 01:36:31,886
Miss Flora Zhang had already
retrieved her divorce application.

1953
01:36:31,969 --> 01:36:33,305
Do YOU agree?

1954
01:36:33,388 --> 01:36:34,306
Retrieved?

1955
01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:35,932
Your wife doesn't want to divorce you.

1956
01:36:36,015 --> 01:36:37,183
What do you think?

1957
01:36:37,266 --> 01:36:39,018
We didn't show the clip?

1958
01:36:40,603 --> 01:36:42,522
Neither party has submitted further evidence.

1959
01:36:42,605 --> 01:36:44,190
Do you still want to file for divorce?

1960
01:36:44,273 --> 01:36:45,817
Of course not!

1961
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:46,651
Honey.

1962
01:36:51,322 --> 01:36:53,700
From now on, no more gambling.

1963
01:36:54,450 --> 01:36:56,535
And don't teach anything bad to our kid, okay?

1964
01:36:56,619 --> 01:36:57,453
Okay!

1965
01:36:57,536 --> 01:37:00,665
And you will not become
the first Chinese James Bond.

1966
01:37:00,915 --> 01:37:01,833
You okay with that?

1967
01:37:02,124 --> 01:37:02,834
Of course!

1968
01:37:02,917 --> 01:37:05,419
Who's gonna come and watch
if I play James Bond?

1969
01:37:05,502 --> 01:37:06,170
Honey!

1970
01:37:06,253 --> 01:37:07,213
Hubby!

1971
01:37:11,175 --> 01:37:13,010
We finally quit gambling...

1972
01:37:13,177 --> 01:37:15,346
and gave two presents to our daughter.

1973
01:37:15,596 --> 01:37:17,764
A brother and a sister.

1974
01:37:17,890 --> 01:37:21,143
Now five of us are together everyday.

1975
01:37:21,477 --> 01:37:23,104
So I didn't become James Bond.

1976
01:37:23,229 --> 01:37:25,231
Instead I stayed in Hong Kong
to support local movies.

1977
01:37:25,397 --> 01:37:27,608
I took over Jackie Chan...

1978
01:37:27,816 --> 01:37:30,819
and shot Police Story IX

1979
01:37:31,153 --> 01:37:33,447
As for Flora,
she also quit her supervisor job in Macau.

1980
01:37:33,697 --> 01:37:35,366
Now she has paired up
with the boss of that restaurant...

1981
01:37:35,491 --> 01:37:37,534
to open a new 24-hour local restaurant.

1982
01:37:37,743 --> 01:37:39,745
They also opened several
chain shops in a very short time.

1983
01:37:43,165 --> 01:37:44,625
We are living happily together.

1984
01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:48,629
If God really has to assign
our family an expiration date,

1985
01:37:49,630 --> 01:37:50,922
I hope it would be ten thousand years.